Ring-ring

[Mortimer]

I have tappped Iris' phone.



Let's listen in.

Should be fun.

















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Hmmm...I sure hope my bookie answers...I'm all over my fine Noodles getting 13.5







Hello....Bob speaking...your bookie and point man for nookie.






BOB-O!!...How ya doin' guy?...It's Iris of NT Man.




NO! WAIT!!...DON'T HANG UP!!





Listen Iris....you're already into me for 200 dollars...I ain't taken anymore of your bets.









But Bob...this is a lock....an absolute lock. I want to put 10 bucks on the Noodles and 13.5.








Yer friggin nuts.Don't call me again....click.









Phooey......and I never called him again...I've always called him Bob and he KNOWS that.

[Mortimer]

ring-ring







Hello..this is Bob the Bookie and your point man for Nookie.







Oh...ACHOO!...sorry Bob. This is Hossy.




Hossy!...how is it guy? Ya sound different.Got a cold there?






Oh ya....COUGH!-COUGH!...HACK!!....ACHOO!......I'm sorry...one of those change of season things I guees.




Hope you get over it soon...what can I do for you my good friend?






Well Again....UPS!!!!...I MEAN BOB!!!









IRIS!!!!


YOU FUCl< -O!! You dumb azz!!!...What a stupid thing to pull.Dont ever even think of calling me again!!!!









Phooey.

[Antitrust32]

ring ring


Hi Morty I miss you!!


Love

Uncly

[Payson Dave]

Uncle Lusty, where ya been???

[Mortimer]

ring-ring






Hello.





Dave MAYSON??







Yes..who is this?







I don't know.








Morty?








ror! Ya caught me! Hey..this is Uncly Trusts number...ya know ...she's just the girl that has captured my heart..that's all.








Oh for goodness sakes...did I say Dave Mayson? I meant to say I Seem Stupid...may I give her a message?









Mayson....do I look as dumb as Bob? Oh just just tell her I love her. And you better not touch her ..either!

[Antitrust32]

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