So anyways

[Mortimer]

Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!

Are we bringing our religious theme over here????
Ok go say 3 Hail Mary's and get over it.

[Mortimer]

THREE!!?





Give me a break here!

I couldn't say one now...still a little dizzy.

Give me a few minutes.











Hours.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

THREE!!?





Give me a break here!

I couldn't say one now...still a little dizzy.

Give me a few minutes.











Hours.

Don't worry. I couldn't even say one when I was forced to go to confession as a kid. All I could remember was "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, Blessed are thou amongst women..............." Make up the rest or throw in an Amen.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Don't worry. I couldn't even say one when I was forced to go to confession as a kid. All I could remember was "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, Blessed are thou amongst women..............." Make up the rest or throw in an Amen.

..and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,Jesus. Holy Mary ..Mother of God...pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death ...amen.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

..and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,Jesus. Holy Mary ..Mother of God...pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death ...amen.

I AM impressed. Sixteen years in the Catholic church and I never learned it.





OH MY GOD!!!!! ARE YOU A PRIEST????????????????


























THUD!

[Mortimer]

SNARF!





Highly amusing ma'am!









It's so drilled in my head..that and the Lord's Prayer and the Act of Contrition...and the ..uh....forgot,but it starts....I believe in God the Father..Creator of Heaven and Earth...



Believe me..I got so many of these as penance I will never forget them.

I should have lied in the booth.

[Mortimer]

Oh well...I better go and work on Thebby wooing.




Thanks for the ideas Riley.

It's hard pleasing that old ice bucket.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh well...I better go and work on Thebby wooing.




Thanks for the ideas Riley.

It's hard pleasing that old ice bucket.

Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.

I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder

But...didn't you say I woud have to woo you back into the courtyard?



Now what do you want!?

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder

She is? I'm really sorry, did she pass recently?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.

Well...you know ,Sighty-poo,I do have a very sweet and sensitive side.I don't often show it here as I have a reputation to uphold.

Many things I say are for effect or to try and get a reaction out of people.

I piss off people routinely.



But back to the main,important issue.















I forgot what it was.

Talk to you latah.