So anyways

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Predators turning on one another?
Wooing a lost loved one?
Love and violence all in the same thread!
Welcome home Morty!

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OH RILEY?










Wait a minute.











OH REALLY!?









ror!...that was pretty funny...but somethng you should understnad. My realtionship with Thebby is strictly no touchy touch......it's like plutonic...if I spelled that correctly.





Oh what am I saying...the girl can't keep her hands off me!









Double ror!




I'm kidding.




We are just board buddies.






Now.....YOU........I would like to help me look for my lost lunch money....know what ahm sayin' ?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

!!!!





OH RILEY?










Wait a minute.











OH REALLY!?









ror!...that was pretty funny...but somethng you should understnad. My realtionship with Thebby is strictly no touchy touch......it's like plutonic...if I spelled that correctly.





Oh what am I saying...the girl can't keep her hands off me!









Double ror!




I'm kidding.




We are just board buddies.






Now.....YOU........I would like to help me look for my lost lunch money....know what ahm sayin' ?

If I find your lost lunch money, I may have to pin it to your ---- so you won't lose it again.


And don't ask Thebby what she likes. Try EVERYTHING! Flowers, candy, money, poetry, zebras, money. Understand?

[Mortimer]

Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!

Are we bringing our religious theme over here????
Ok go say 3 Hail Mary's and get over it.

[Mortimer]

THREE!!?





Give me a break here!

I couldn't say one now...still a little dizzy.

Give me a few minutes.











Hours.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

THREE!!?





Give me a break here!

I couldn't say one now...still a little dizzy.

Give me a few minutes.











Hours.

Don't worry. I couldn't even say one when I was forced to go to confession as a kid. All I could remember was "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, Blessed are thou amongst women..............." Make up the rest or throw in an Amen.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Don't worry. I couldn't even say one when I was forced to go to confession as a kid. All I could remember was "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, Blessed are thou amongst women..............." Make up the rest or throw in an Amen.

..and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,Jesus. Holy Mary ..Mother of God...pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death ...amen.

[Mortimer]

Oh well...I better go and work on Thebby wooing.




Thanks for the ideas Riley.

It's hard pleasing that old ice bucket.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh well...I better go and work on Thebby wooing.




Thanks for the ideas Riley.

It's hard pleasing that old ice bucket.

Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.