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Old 09-30-2007, 06:24 PM
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Hmmm....I'm marking you down as a "no" for erogenous zones.



Do you have a sweet tooth?
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Old 09-30-2007, 06:46 PM
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No sweet tooth.





Boy..she must really be fun at parties.

What about flowers...do ya like flowers?
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Old 09-30-2007, 06:49 PM
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Before I forget...hey Cajunatah.





How 'bout dem fat lizzards!!?

ror!




Oh ...after all...they did get beat by an unranked team.No shame in that.Hey...by golly....good luck next year!!



You go girl!
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Old 10-01-2007, 10:55 PM
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Before I forget...hey Cajunatah.





How 'bout dem fat lizzards!!?

ror!




Oh ...after all...they did get beat by an unranked team.No shame in that.Hey...by golly....good luck next year!!



You go girl!
They're a young team... I expected 3 or 4 losses this season. It sucks that one of those had to be Auburn, but there you go. When OSU plays some real teams, let me know, k doll?
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:11 PM
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They're a young team... I expected 3 or 4 losses this season. It sucks that one of those had to be Auburn, but there you go. When OSU plays some real teams, let me know, k doll?



Yes..those boys are young.

Perhaps in your lifetime they may become manly men.



And Ohio State did soundly kick the behind of Washington....who just missed by the skin of their chinny-chin-chins against mighty ICU...I mean USC.




Oh you won't be happy until Ohio State defeats an SEC team.

I'm sure that's coming soon ,though.
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Old 10-01-2007, 11:18 PM
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Yes..those boys are young.

Perhaps in your lifetime they may become manly men.



And Ohio State did soundly kick the behind of Washington....who just missed by the skin of their chinny-chin-chins against mighty ICU...I mean USC.




Oh you won't be happy until Ohio State defeats an SEC team.

I'm sure that's coming soon ,though.
LOL!



















































THUD
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Old 10-02-2007, 07:50 AM
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Great to have another funny person on the board.











Really is.













Yer mekin' me sick.
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:57 AM
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They're a young team... I expected 3 or 4 losses this season. It sucks that one of those had to be Auburn, but there you go. When OSU plays some real teams, let me know, k doll?


Drool.



Oh I did it agian!



So sorry.
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Old 09-30-2007, 06:49 PM
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Predators turning on one another?
Wooing a lost loved one?
Love and violence all in the same thread!
Welcome home Morty!
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Old 09-30-2007, 06:54 PM
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Predators turning on one another?
Wooing a lost loved one?
Love and violence all in the same thread!
Welcome home Morty!

!!!!





OH RILEY?










Wait a minute.











OH REALLY!?









ror!...that was pretty funny...but somethng you should understnad. My realtionship with Thebby is strictly no touchy touch......it's like plutonic...if I spelled that correctly.





Oh what am I saying...the girl can't keep her hands off me!









Double ror!




I'm kidding.




We are just board buddies.






Now.....YOU........I would like to help me look for my lost lunch money....know what ahm sayin' ?
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Old 09-30-2007, 07:01 PM
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!!!!





OH RILEY?










Wait a minute.











OH REALLY!?









ror!...that was pretty funny...but somethng you should understnad. My realtionship with Thebby is strictly no touchy touch......it's like plutonic...if I spelled that correctly.





Oh what am I saying...the girl can't keep her hands off me!









Double ror!




I'm kidding.




We are just board buddies.






Now.....YOU........I would like to help me look for my lost lunch money....know what ahm sayin' ?

If I find your lost lunch money, I may have to pin it to your ---- so you won't lose it again.


And don't ask Thebby what she likes. Try EVERYTHING! Flowers, candy, money, poetry, zebras, money. Understand?
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Old 09-30-2007, 07:04 PM
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Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!
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Old 09-30-2007, 07:12 PM
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Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!

Are we bringing our religious theme over here????
Ok go say 3 Hail Mary's and get over it.
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Old 09-30-2007, 07:16 PM
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THREE!!?





Give me a break here!

I couldn't say one now...still a little dizzy.

Give me a few minutes.











Hours.
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