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[NoChanceToDance]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Yes dear, I know.....

I still haven't heard back from Simon and I sent him a really nice email.

.... and i doubt you will hear back from him. Although, you're female, so there is a chance

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

.... and i doubt you will hear back from him. Although, you're female, so there is a chance

I did!

This is what i wrote...

Dear Simon,

I love you!

Is that a wig or do you need a new stylist?

Aaah well, no matter... I think you're the cat's meow.

Kindly do me a favor and don't sacrifice my boys Caradak (tell him I love him!) and Blue Ksar (tell him I love him too!) as neither one should be a rabbit! Look, Ramonti is a brilliant horsie but we both know it ain't gonna happen against Darjina so why not just scratch and avoid the whole problem?

Much love, many kisses and the traditional imaginary baskets of smoochies and peppermints,
you biggest fan,
me

PS - Tell Echo of Light I love him!

* * *

And this is what he wrote back!

Dear My Miss Storm Kitty,

I must now go and ponder your very wise suggestion but you see I have problems and need a day or two. The pounding in my head..... it never ends.

It all started long ago in a supermarket where a young worker began to harrass me. He went on and on and I've suffered headaches ever since and.....

[NoChanceToDance]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

I did!

This is what i wrote...

Dear Simon,

I love you!

Is that a wig or do you need a new stylist?

Aaah well, no matter... I think you're the cat's meow.

Kindly do me a favor and don't sacrifice my boys Caradak (tell him I love him!) and Blue Ksar (tell him I love him too!) as neither one should be a rabbit! Look, Ramonti is a brilliant horsie but we both know it ain't gonna happen against Darjina so why not just scratch and avoid the whole problem?

Much love, many kisses and the traditional imaginary baskets of smoochies and peppermints,
you biggest fan,
me

PS - Tell Echo of Light I love him!

* * *

And this is what he wrote back!

Dear My Miss Storm Kitty,

I must now go and ponder your very wise suggestion but you see I have problems and need a day or two. The pounding in my head..... it never ends.

It all started long ago in a supermarket where a young worker began to harrass me. He went on and on and I've suffered headaches ever since and.....

Have you ever tried writing comedy?

[my miss storm cat]

Fremen... I keep hearing this name.

Can someone tell me about him?

Thanks.

[NoChanceToDance]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Fremen... I keep hearing this name.

Can someone tell me about him?

Thanks.

How come you keep hearing about him?

He is a solid handicapper with David 'Dandy' Nicholls. He started his career with Sir Michael Stoute and they thought he was going to be a very nice horse, but he never really scaled the heights they expected.

If i remember rightly, he had an injury and was off the track for a long time and then joined Dandy's yard. He has been in good form of late and won fairly easily at Ayr last week. I think he is being aimed at the Cambridgeshire.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance

How come you keep hearing about him?

He is a solid handicapper with David 'Dandy' Nicholls. He started his career with Sir Michael Stoute and they thought he was going to be a very nice horse, but he never really scaled the heights they expected.

If i remember rightly, he had an injury and was off the track for a long time and then joined Dandy's yard. He has been in good form of late and won fairly easily at Ayr last week. I think he is being aimed at the Cambridgeshire.

It's the The Duke / Dave's Best / Kandidate thing.....

That's where.

Tell me about Cambridgeshire.....

[NoChanceToDance]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

It's the The Duke / Dave's Best / Kandidate thing.....

That's where.

Tell me about Cambridgeshire.....

I'm confused. What has The Duke and Kandidate got to do with Fremen? Please, be slow with me today...... i woke up and left my brain in bed, i think.

The Cambridgeshire is a race held at Newmarket later on this month.