What Mortimer Did For Me

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh well excuuuuuse ME.


I thought as a MortimerFriend I might be rated the same priviledges.








But I guess not.

Friends of predators do not rate with the true predator.

[Antitrust32]

for Espar Igus 3 dolla

For Morty Fiddy sense

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

for Espar Igus 3 dolla

For Morty Fiddy sense

ror!!






3 dollah???






How bout one dollah fo shot time?

[Mortimer]

I thnk FriendEsparIgus should leave.



I might have been able to help reanimate Mortimer...but thanks to DebODeb that's not going to happen.







She doesn't want to raise him.







Back from the dead is what I meant of course.










I'm just tired of you people making it sound like I am putting something between the le...LINES!

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c0_1187906928

[Mortimer]

It's good to know I still got it.

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

[quote=Mortimer]It's good to know I still got it.



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b0b204deb6

the mouth that breaks the sound barrier

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I thnk FriendEsparIgus should leave.



I might have been able to help reanimate Mortimer...but thanks to DebODeb that's not going to happen.







She doesn't want to raise him.







Back from the dead is what I meant of course.










I'm just tired of you people making it sound like I am putting something between the le...LINES!

I thought you were repossessing? Now you're re-animating? Is this going to turn out like "Pet Cemetary"? A lurching, drooling Morty would not be pretty!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I thought you were repossessing? Now you're re-animating? Is this going to turn out like "Pet Cemetary"? A lurching, drooling Morty would not be pretty!

Will you kindly stop that?



Oh..by the way...it seems we have a new PeeGarden here. Nothing against him anymore. He did a nice job of finally tuning in.





But Mr. Portnoys Liver is hardly a worthy replacement ..as time has proven....




....don't ya know.

[Rileyoriley]

I'm going to spend the next few days catching up on the threads. I have no clue what's going on anymore.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Friends of predators do not rate with the true predator.

Oh.






What if it is found to be that if I was poured on Mortimers body it would be him back to life?


I meant bring...not be.

[Mortimer]

Sort of like Popeye and spinach.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh.






What if it is found to be that if I was poured on Mortimers body it would be him back to life?

Ah! A repossession! I think I saw that in a movie once.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Ah! A repossession! I think I saw that in a movie once.

That is your answer!?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

That is your answer!?

I would have to see the finished product before I pass my judgement.

[Mortimer]

Page 5 of this thread.





Please follow along at home with a little more care.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Page 5 of this thread.





Please follow along at home with a little more care.

Will there be a bouncing ball to help me follow along??????


It's been a busy week. Not much time to follow along. I will go read it now.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

I would have to see the finished product before I pass my judgement.

Well like it would be any different?



If it works it would be the same product as before...if it don't ....well no harm done.



God!.....what does it take to satisfy you already ma'am??

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well like it would be any different?



If it works it would be the same product as before...if it don't ....well no harm done.



God!.....what does it take to satisfy you already ma'am??

Dark chocolate.

[Mortimer]

I thought she had seen it....this may have been a bad idea to raise this issue.





Espar may sign off here.