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Old 09-08-2007, 06:45 PM
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Would someone please put a muzzling appliance over GenuineCrazyLadies big mouth?

She's doing it again.
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PLEASE!
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Old 09-08-2007, 08:38 PM
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I don't know him ,but congratulations to this Hossy person on winning his bet over a noodle fan .




Noodle fans are so dumb.
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Old 09-08-2007, 08:53 PM
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A noodle fan is < or = to a nut fan.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:40 PM
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A noodle fan is < or = to a nut fan.

~ < oHIo fan



oHIo fan > fat lizzrad fan who got swamped 24-3 in 2nd half by half a fb team.
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Old 09-08-2007, 11:59 PM
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~ < oHIo fan



oHIo fan > fat lizzrad fan who got swamped 24-3 in 2nd half by half a fb team.
Too funny considering what the Ohio St final score was to an inferior football team.
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Old 09-09-2007, 05:06 PM
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Too funny considering what the Ohio St final score was to an inferior football team.

We gave up 2 points.




You let HelenOfTroy score 31.












Too funnier.
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Old 09-09-2007, 05:37 PM
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DebO....no need to respond to my post.





I mean I see no reason for you to have interc...uh......hange...with me.


We pretty much have gone to the mountain and there's nothing else to top.


Well maybe there was no need for me to stick my post here.











I should have stoped while I was behind.












I guess if I did not start there would be no reason to finish.

So I'm sorry I started .

But I just mean that if one starts one should finish.......I wouldn't want to disappoint you.










Well here I friggin' go again!















I just don't want to rub you the wrong way.













MOMMY!!!













All that is meant....is...that.......I know rubbing you.....no. I don't mean that.




I mean ......oh geez....I just don't want anything to come between us.




Or anyone?

Does that sound better?




But it does not go with the flow of my thought.







I just don't want you to be cross with me.

My intentions are good and I am going to be on top.................of things....now.

Things meaning miscommunictations from me.







So I think things should be good now under the table.... I mean on both sides of the table...so to speak.




Not that I thought you were all wet.....not at all.I think you have a lot to offer.



Good ideas and stuff....well not stuff......I mean you are intelligent and show good clit.










I MEAN WIT!!!!!







I quit...that's it for me.
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Old 09-09-2007, 08:08 PM
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We gave up 2 points.




You let HelenOfTroy score 31.












Too funnier.
Sigh

I raise the white flag... you Buckeye fans are a bunch of 'nuts!'

All kidding aside, Florida will probably lose a few this year which is to be expected considering how many freshmen and sophomores are being started.
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AHEM

Not to appear ditzy but I have a hunch there are some people I used to know here. Where is "cooby"?

I nearly choked to death on fairplex chalk & am slowly recovering so I can relate to your tribulations.

Thank you
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:38 PM
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AHEM

Not to appear ditzy but I have a hunch there are some people I used to know here. Where is "cooby"?

I nearly choked to death on fairplex chalk & am slowly recovering so I can relate to your tribulations.

Thank you
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There is no "Ahem" on this board.

So you do appear ditzy.

AuntyCooby is currently appearing on the psychic friends network

"Nearly" ain't good enough.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:39 PM
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morty are you ignoring me?


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Old 09-08-2007, 09:43 PM
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morty are you ignoring me?




I am not Morty...I am Espar Igus.






I would think him being dead could be looked at as ignoring you.

Or a result thereof.
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:46 PM
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I am not Morty...I am Espar Igus.






I would think him being dead could be looked at as ignoring you.

Or a result thereof.


oh,


I am going to cry myself to sleep now




=:*<
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:47 PM
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ror!


What's the squiggly thing??
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Old 09-08-2007, 09:48 PM
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by the way

Espar Igus is my least favorite vegatable. Unless smothered with hollandiase.
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Old 09-08-2007, 10:24 PM
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There is no "Ahem" on this board.

So you do appear ditzy.

AuntyCooby is currently appearing on the psychic friends network

"Nearly" ain't good enough.
Well...
DUHHH

If I had choked to death, I wouldn't be typing now, would I?

Who looks ditzy now?
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Old 09-09-2007, 05:04 PM
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[quote=nomad]Well...
DUHHH

If I had choked to death, I wouldn't be typing now, would I?

Who looks ditzy now?[/QUOTE]



Class??
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