What Mortimer Did For Me

[Mortimer]

Speegish thinks Hossy has gone for the throat.. His prey has suffered enough.




The smell of fresh kill permeates the surrounding air. Soon jackals Dimmy and Canadian Guf will sneak in...because....as you all know.......Hossy does not chew his prey....he merely kills it and moves on.








Alan Speegish

[Cajungator26]

Does Speegish = Smeagol (aka Gollum?) from Lord of the Rings?

[Mortimer]

Very nice of you Mr. Hossy.




Cajunatah...Speegish is unaware of this thing.

Maybe the aristocrat PissBoy can give direction here.




Alan Speegish

[timmgirvan]

Speeglish smells his armpits!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by timmgirvan

Speeglish smells his armpits!

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Please don't confront him with his failures.




He's aware of them.










Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Hello.



I am Alan Speegish.










And you're not.








Speegish would like to dedicate this to another successful hunting season at Sara'sToga:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN1Jdt6b_ek













Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

UnclyTrust' ode to PeeSchaeffer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluuO6wZzxE






Well done,Uncly.


Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Ladies and gentlemen....Alan Speegish has a special treat for you.



I give you The PeeScaheffer Spazz Band and their version of Jesica....Speegish means Thebbica:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NLizTbS08





Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Gosh...Speegish could listen to good,strong BanjoSpazz music all night..


...if properly frozen.







Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Speegsih will be darned.



BrownSugar also submits her dedication to the memory of Mortimer. She also performs this fine work she wrote:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07U_uKGfv48








Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Oh this is soooo good!



Thebby performs her own fine love song for the departed Mortimer....with Introduction by StevieBogs and back up supplied by Mortimers Forest Creatures.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PUFXZvZ__0





It's got winnah winnah chicken dinnah written all over it.







Alan Speegish.

[Mortimer]

Hello.





My name is Sal Monpatti. I am a MortimersFriend.I heard of his passing and wanted to stop by to say a few words about ,perhaps, the greatest horseyboard poster of all time only to see...this:



No need to justify what you do as part of your career to anyone. It's part of being on stage, on camera. My brother is an actor and has to do the same.




Mr. Philski...what is your primary malfunction here,sir? I believe posters are talking about Dispencers putting his eyelined eyes on hisspace.I don't see that as having anything to do with acting.



Do you know what that makes you...Philski?





You are a frog.



Yes...I said frog.






That's what you are, sir.

[Mortimer]

Who the heck cares who Morti is? Jeez. And I wonder why I stay off the board most of the time?
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Gee.




No one else does.

[philcski]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Hello.





My name is Sal Monpatti. I am a MortimersFriend.I heard of his passing and wanted to stop by to say a few words about ,perhaps, the greatest horseyboard poster of all time only to see...this:



No need to justify what you do as part of your career to anyone. It's part of being on stage, on camera. My brother is an actor and has to do the same.




Mr. Philski...what is your primary malfunction here,sir? I believe posters are talking about Dispencers putting his eyelined eyes on hisspace.I don't see that as having anything to do with acting.



Do you know what that makes you...Philski?





You are a frog.



Yes...I said frog.






That's what you are, sir.

Hop hop!