What Mortimer Did For Me

[Mortimer]

Speegish understands. Fresh Kill is ugly to watch ,but Hosssy is trained to slowly torture the prey.

He's doing a fine job.

Oh....and you're wearing a short skirt. Fine work.






Alan Speegish

[Mortimer]

Speegish knew he shouldn't have thrown in the short skirt thing.....but oh well.



Mr.Pants...I believe I saw GenuineCrazyLady give you a distinct "prey in heat ...come and get it" sign.


A real predator would simply destroy her.





Alan Speegish.

[Mortimer]

I have not sent one kid in my class to the office for disciplinary
for at least two years (had to send that one, he was drunk)
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And soooo the principal told the youngster..." You got drunk for Mr. PeeGardens class?











GREAT IDEA!!!"

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

I have not sent one kid in my class to the office for disciplinary
for at least two years (had to send that one, he was drunk)
---------------

And soooo the principal told the youngster..." You got drunk for Mr. PeeGardens class?











GREAT IDEA!!!"

He is amusing, isn't he? He takes himself so seriously.

[Mortimer]

Speegish enjoys pretty legs.



And yes.....Pints of fine whiskey are now given out to his Physics class students.They replace the blindfolds and earplugs given out in years previous.








Alan Speegish

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Speegish knew he shouldn't have thrown in the short skirt thing.....but oh well.



Mr.Pants...I believe I saw GenuineCrazyLady give you a distinct "prey in heat ...come and get it" sign.


A real predator would simply destroy her.





Alan Speegish.

No problem. I was gone for awhile.