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Old 08-27-2007, 08:27 PM
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Oh you know exactly what you are doing.




Just shut up and stop with the innocent act already.

Be nice Morty. I'll turn one of Vick's pitbulls on you. I just beat my wife at Rummy 500 so I'm capable of just about anything. Plus, my cat caught a chipmunk.
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:29 PM
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Be nice Morty. I'll turn one of Vick's pitbulls on you. I just beat my wife at Rummy 500 so I'm capable of just about anything. Plus, my cat caught a chipmunk.

Oh all right.





A predator can't have any fun around here anymore.
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:31 PM
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Oh all right.





A predator can't have any fun around here anymore.
I heard you're really not that vicious anyway.
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:34 PM
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I heard you're really not that vicious anyway.

Oh really?

Focus on my photo.







Take a good hard look.






















































SPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS







Had that attack been real.....


...I would have been ripping your flesh by now.







Don't believe everything you hear.
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:36 PM
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What was I thinking???
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:38 PM
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What big eyes you have, Morty...
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Old 08-27-2007, 08:41 PM
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What big eyes you have, Morty...


They're hypnotic.....don't ya think?


Take a look at those beautiful incisors.





They will plant into your carotids quicker than soxfan can say SPSSSSSS.
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