The Flogging of Cryin' Dispencer

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Isn't that obvious? There is only one predator. We are all just minions.

Way to avoid the question too. You are VERY good at that. Seriously, why did I change my avatar.

So Morton is the pimp and you are the HO?
Am I still avoiding anything?

Originally Posted by pgardn

So Morton is the pimp and you are the HO?
Am I still avoiding anything?

Hey ho!! Did you read my post? I betta be gettin that pm, ya old ho!

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Yes, call me HossyHo, trust me, I won't care. Hopefully someone comes to my rescue though, as this is a horrible thing to be called.

Do me a favor. Go back and read this and look at how ridiculous you sound. Don't you at all see the joke here. I am serious sometimes, when it warrants it, like in my opinions on the Vick thing. This is obviously not the serious stuff. People are calling me Hossy for phucks sake. Do you realize how stupid that sounds? Drink a beer or something and cool out, you need it.

Oh yes I forgot. It dont hurt you, it aint serious.

But, but... we are entering the championship rounds...

[Mortimer]

HOSSYHO!!



ror!


It's MORTYHO!







A HO DOWN!!

I hate to get all serious cat on the thread but I just read on Perezhilton.com that Hulk Hogan's son was in a serious cat automobile accident and Owen Wilson failed at suicide.

The end is near!

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Sir, you were KO'd pages ago.

Trust me, it takes a lot more than what you have to get to me. I admire the try, but really, you are outclassed here.

Your modesty is both humbling, and yet somehow powerful.
I bow to your wit and intellect.
You are indeed the best.


morton certainly is not gonna like being outclassed by his ho.

Get you? huh?

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Don't take it as an insult, Mr. Board Policeman. I didn't intend it to be. In all fairness to my pimp, you were vaporized days ago. I think that was obvious.

OK. I trust your judgement.

Who decided Morton was your pimp?

Just trying to clear things up since I am apparently in a gaseous state.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Duh. You did. Remember? It was another in the long line of spot on things you said in this thread.

Trust me, it takes a lot more than what you have to get to me.

So you let ME make you Morton's Ho.
Damn I missed the whole thing.
I am a very dull man.
My bad.

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

It's scary that you are responsible for shaping young minds. This is serious HossyHO talking. It's scary. I wake up happy everyday that I have no kids....that I know of living anywhere near San Antonio.

Holy moses.
You did miss the whole thing.

And yes it is good you have not reproduced.
The small buses are all taken.

But of course I am only joking.
Maybe if I go back and bold...

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I wake up happy everyday that I have no kids....that I know of living anywhere near San Antonio.

I realize that Mr. Garden's region of the country is legendary for spawning mentally inferior specimens - however, I'm sure he does a competent job teaching his subject of specialty - after all....we've all seen the picture of him in his finest athletic achievement, that of course being his arm wrestling victory over that chick in his class ...all while sporting an always fashionable pocket protector.

Mr Garden, my friend, Here's the deal... and I'm really sorry if facts hurt your feelings...

Mortimer does what he does well - and the people who lack the ability to appreciate his fine work and genius - they are a sad lot.