The Flogging of Cryin' Dispencer

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

So because YOU dont get it its ok.

I will ask you again. If you knew you where fkn with someones brain would you continue and just rationalize it as weak character?

I think this is the difference between me, and I guess the rest of the board. I seem to be in the minority but it does not bother.

da wud!?

[Mortimer]

Some people here don't even HAVE any brains fer cripes sakes!!

[Mortimer]

Please stop cursing Mr. Gardener.



What did you do with your wife?

[Mortimer]

Mr . Gardner...I welched on Capper Zeke on a bet.




I alos stiffed Mr. LateFires for 10 large.

=:>

[Mortimer]

I think Mr. Gardener is receiving medical attention.


Good job Mrs. Gardener......you really had to step in and do something.

[Mortimer]

Mr. Gardener...are you OK?





Please let us know you have not eaten a phone book or something goofy like that.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Some people here don't even HAVE any brains fer cripes sakes!!

So the people you pick on have scant brains?
Do you stomp on helpless chipmunks when you exit the key board.

(A veiled attempt at inflicting guilt)

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

So the people you pick on have scant brains?
Do you stomp on helpless chipmunks when you exit the key board.

(A veiled attempt at inflicting guilt)

Are you going to be a nice boy now?




Really...I don't enjoy this.

Let's be board buddies.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Are you going to be a nice boy now?

Really...I don't enjoy this.

Let's be board buddies.

Promise to stop making serious ill-will towards others...
I can tell when you are serious Morton.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

Promise to stop making serious ill-will towards others...
I can tell when you are serious Morton.

Boy..you're a fun guy




I'll bet you're great at funerals.

[AeWingnut]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbPWcLode0