Boring Thread

[Mortimer]

But I do hope my haters have a good future...I do pray for them.


Let us pray now for these misfortunates:





Dear Lord....please....watch over these dimwits here.They know not what they do.If there were a way to give them a serviceable brain..I pray they receive one as soon as possible.

Not given that...please.. maybe they could have smaller mouths so as not to advertise the pea sized brain they do have?

But I wish them well,Lord. I love my enemy as you have taught us. They hate me.



I know they should rot in hell.



But I pray you spare them.





Thank you, Lord.

[Sightseek]

That was lovely Saint Mortimer

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

That was lovely Saint Mortimer

Thank you again Sighty-Poo.




I can only love my dense brothers and sisters I speak of.

For it is up to us..the blessed...to deal with these nimrods who do not possess the intelligence and the empathy for the lame as we do.



Let us pray once more:




Dear Lord...please give Dispencer a mirror so he can realize how goofy he looks. Please give Mr. Yep a rope with which he can hang his pitiful self with.....and please give Snarlin'Jim aaaaaaaall the trolls in the world so he can get what he wishes for.


Thank you again ,Lord.

[Mortimer]

And please give CajunHO...oh never mind.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I just cried a little.

Cry for the demented...for they know not what the fucl< is going on.

[Mortimer]

Do not ask what the insane can do for you.....but ask what you can do for the insane.

[Mortimer]

Lord...just one more thing.




The next time you make a new batch of doorknobs...


...could put them on another planet please?

Thank you,Lord.