Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Antitrust32]

I too, award myself ten pies. and maybe a cookie.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I too, award myself ten pies. and maybe a cookie.

Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.

And it always turns to sex.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

And it always turns to sex.

Yes.





It always does.

Didin't you know that?

Oh I didn't do it.

It's just the way it is.




Rightly or wrongly.

[Mortimer]

Brother.



I was only kidding.









I must admit to being unknown about Sumwunlovesme having such a personality.


There may be a Zodiac Cipher for her next outing.





I am so spent....nothing seems to please Steve.I am still trapped by these invisible bars even down to my last minute...I'm afraid.



JazilCat.

How does that sound?

If WoodenPhone was WoodenHanger and was a female.......could we soon have a DescreetHanger?

Isn't that funny?

DescreetHanger...in the stretch....how he made.. poor DrugS retch.





Time runs short....soon I will abort

But promises kept ....I will be swept

Back in again

In the now and then


To listen for any call for help

I willl respond after eating kelp

I am the big strong man and fight to the finish

Like Popeye the sailor man I eat my spinach





Sticks and stones can break my bones

But words will never hurt me




Don't you believe it!!

[Sightseek]

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

ror!









thud

[Mortimer]

Mr Garden;




I'd like to show you something...perhaps it will kelp...I mean help.


Do you see the Sighty-Poo?

What do you see?

A girl clowning it up with a horse?





Tell me please.

[Mortimer]

This shouldn't be that hard, sir.


Just paint on here what you see.





That's it....no need to worry.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Mr Garden;




I'd like to show you something...perhaps it will kelp...I mean help.


Do you see the Sighty-Poo?

What do you see?

A girl clowning it up with a horse?





Tell me please.

I actually had no idea that was sighty poo with sumwon. Women like horses. Horses behave. Men just grunt and say yeah whatever. Men are traitors and are run by their pants. I personally like interesting conversation, not Avatars. But then again Im not lonely. So I dont look deeply into the music that women play Morton. Mostly because I cant hear it. Im deef.

[Sightseek]

More deep thoughts from our beloved Morty...
actually sumwon was leaning into me because she was so itchy and like a lot of horses who are enjoying their scratches she was making funny faces and raising her head up and to the side.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

More deep thoughts from our beloved Morty...
actually sumwon was leaning into me because she was so itchy and like a lot of horses who are enjoying their scratches she was making funny faces and raising her head up and to the side.

Oh.

[Mortimer]

Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??

Some are just funny looking like Discreet Kittypoop.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??

mine do when they want something....
Oscar lets his lips go loose and shakes his head up and down so they flap together....

my other horse Royal sticks his tongue out for treats.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.

Mortimer, Where is our beloved CajunHo? Is it true that she has turned on you?

I have been too busy picking losers at Saratoga to have kept up with everything going on.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Mortimer, Where is our beloved CajunHo? Is it true that she has turned on you?

I have been too busy picking losers at Saratoga to have kept up with everything going on.

Uh ..well.........she raised her hand to me. A very large boo-boo...as Gale knows.



She jumped into a discussion (uninvited mind you) between myself and yon Dillinger.I think they are serious board buddies.She made a muggy face at me and defended the filthy swine.


As you know....I will not tolerate that sort of thing.



So I make fun of her until she apologizes.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

As you know....I will not tolerate that sort of thing.
So I make fun of her until she apologizes.

And she has not?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

And she has not?

This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.

I called Emily --- she told me I should write about her in the newspaper instead of "dumb horses going in circles"







"More people will care" she exclaimed.









How can I convince the sports editor of Emily's importance?









Do you have the answers....









or shall I just have to take it to Ann Landers?