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Old 08-14-2007, 12:36 PM
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Turn Away and Sail


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She tripped in an entangle

Turning over all the more

I was sitting up high

But felt like on the floor



Things were getting deeper

As the spectacle blew me away

They called out for another act

They came in disarray



It would come to pass in the days to be

A heartbreak turned into a tale

That her dance so exotic

Would turn away and sail



Her wounds told of a season

That can never be

I drifited off into my thoughts

Bu could not set her free



One of many wonders

Who were dancing through my door

Although my seat was way up high

I still see my way down upon the floor




It would come to pass in the days to be

A heartbreak turned into a tale

That her dance so exotic

Would turn away and sail



Please sit here

And share my place to the end





I AWARD MYSELF 10 PIES.
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Old 08-14-2007, 12:41 PM
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I too, award myself ten pies. and maybe a cookie.
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:10 PM
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I too, award myself ten pies. and maybe a cookie.

Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:42 PM
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Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.
And it always turns to sex.
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:52 PM
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And it always turns to sex.
Yes.





It always does.

Didin't you know that?

Oh I didn't do it.

It's just the way it is.




Rightly or wrongly.
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:50 PM
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Brother.



I was only kidding.









I must admit to being unknown about Sumwunlovesme having such a personality.


There may be a Zodiac Cipher for her next outing.





I am so spent....nothing seems to please Steve.I am still trapped by these invisible bars even down to my last minute...I'm afraid.



JazilCat.

How does that sound?

If WoodenPhone was WoodenHanger and was a female.......could we soon have a DescreetHanger?

Isn't that funny?

DescreetHanger...in the stretch....how he made.. poor DrugS retch.





Time runs short....soon I will abort

But promises kept ....I will be swept

Back in again

In the now and then


To listen for any call for help

I willl respond after eating kelp

I am the big strong man and fight to the finish

Like Popeye the sailor man I eat my spinach





Sticks and stones can break my bones

But words will never hurt me




Don't you believe it!!
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:52 PM
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:53 PM
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Old 08-14-2007, 01:55 PM
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Mr Garden;




I'd like to show you something...perhaps it will kelp...I mean help.


Do you see the Sighty-Poo?

What do you see?

A girl clowning it up with a horse?





Tell me please.
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:38 PM
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More deep thoughts from our beloved Morty...
actually sumwon was leaning into me because she was so itchy and like a lot of horses who are enjoying their scratches she was making funny faces and raising her head up and to the side.
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:39 PM
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More deep thoughts from our beloved Morty...
actually sumwon was leaning into me because she was so itchy and like a lot of horses who are enjoying their scratches she was making funny faces and raising her head up and to the side.




Oh.
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:43 PM
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Horseys make funny faces?...purposefully??
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:50 PM
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Perhaps CajunHO will give to you some nookie.
Mortimer, Where is our beloved CajunHo? Is it true that she has turned on you?

I have been too busy picking losers at Saratoga to have kept up with everything going on.
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Old 08-14-2007, 02:57 PM
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Mortimer, Where is our beloved CajunHo? Is it true that she has turned on you?

I have been too busy picking losers at Saratoga to have kept up with everything going on.

Uh ..well.........she raised her hand to me. A very large boo-boo...as Gale knows.



She jumped into a discussion (uninvited mind you) between myself and yon Dillinger.I think they are serious board buddies.She made a muggy face at me and defended the filthy swine.


As you know....I will not tolerate that sort of thing.



So I make fun of her until she apologizes.
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:06 PM
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As you know....I will not tolerate that sort of thing.
So I make fun of her until she apologizes.
And she has not?
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:07 PM
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And she has not?
This is so....the upitty wench has not even hinted of as much.
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