Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

morty....if bogs is you, how is he going to send you/himself a PM?

Sorry...missed this one.




You mean I can't pm myself?


Let me try that.

[Mortimer]

It worked!


I got a pm from Mortimer!

Golly I'm excited!!





I have to think of a really good answer to me.

[Mortimer]

Well ya know...just yesterday I realized I had the "see signatures" button turned off.



Now I see everyones signature including my own....it's a little big.I will have to correct that,but I feel really stupid...again.

[Mortimer]

Bettah!

[Mortimer]

OK Stevie...this one may break you down.





And it's absolutely true...as any DRF denizen at the time will attest to...and I know they're here.

But when I learned Billy had suffered an injury causing extreme pain with no hope for recovery and had to be put to sleep......well I went into the nonsense room and was inspired to write a poem about him.

Which I did.



And it played on his gameness and ,I believe, his love for just being.In the poem I made a him a new reindeer who was just delivered to Santa Claus.Of course I had false antlers sewn onto his head,but Santa and the other reindeer were mighty happy to add him to the team.

Which should now give peace to all those wondering why they have noticed an extra reindeer the past few years.

[Mortimer]

Brother.
















What does it take Steve??


What if I promise on Thebby's honor to be the nicest poster in GenPop?

And promise not to say one nasty thing and simply ignore TrueSwine?

If I do......well that's impossible. Thebby's honor is at stake and I would never besmearch it.

[Mortimer]

Is it money Steve?




How much would it ......well it doesn't mater because money is where I draw the line.



I know....and if this doesn't do it...well then I give up.



But Santa told Billy this:




DB..it's great having you here and we want you to stay,but I don't know about putting you on the team.I mean you are about 4 times bigger than the others.


To which Billly replied:




Oh I know....and I have it figured out I think.I would like to be harnessed to the back of the sled.......I made a career out of coming from behind. I'll push to make it easier on the others and when we return here Christmas Day I'll feel like I won the race..........oh come on...please?





And of course Santa said... "YOU BETCHA!"







If he isn't in tears now.....he just doesn't have a heart.


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