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Old 08-13-2007, 07:50 AM
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Good morning sporty fans.

I was saddend to see the announced retirement of WoodyWilko....one of my all time favs.At least he goes out standing up.


I am also saddened to see more incredibly dim witted posts from Dimmy.That guy needs a ghost post writer.




And who is standing to the left of Sighty-poo?
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Old 08-13-2007, 08:21 AM
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Morty, did I meet you at Sarah's toga yesterday? If not, when will I?
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:09 AM
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Morty, did I meet you at Sarah's toga yesterday? If not, when will I?

Ah don't thank so.

I am in disguise and have not met anyone here to date.



I'm pretty doggoned attractive and don't want jealous males attacking me because their females are attacking me.

Why do you think you met me?



Is Hossy trying to pretend he is me again?
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:15 AM
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Ah don't thank so.

I am in disguise and have not met anyone here to date.



I'm pretty doggoned attractive and don't want jealous males attacking me because their females are attacking me.

Why do you think you met me?



Is Hossy trying to pretend he is me again?
George Clooney, is that you?
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Old 08-13-2007, 09:35 AM
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George Clooney, is that you?


Oh you.....g'wan.






The truth is when wearing round sunglasses I am laughed at as people always say I look like the dead guy from Weekend At Bernies.








But the intelligent ones say I look like George Clooney.
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:16 AM
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Ah don't thank so.

I am in disguise and have not met anyone here to date.



I'm pretty doggoned attractive and don't want jealous males attacking me because their females are attacking me.

Why do you think you met me?



Is Hossy trying to pretend he is me again?
For your own safety as well as those around you, I must vote to keep you quarantined here in the sandbox.

How is the voting going so far?
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Old 08-13-2007, 10:40 AM
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For your own safety as well as those around you, I must vote to keep you quarantined here in the sandbox.

How is the voting going so far?




Well I don't know what the count wound up being,but whatever it was Stevie is not too impressed.

Next time would you mind not stepping on my castle?
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:09 AM
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Next time bring your own pail and shovel ...if you don't mind.
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Old 08-13-2007, 11:40 AM
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I paraded around Saratoga this weekend telling people I was you. I gave out a few autographs and a couple of guys wanted to kill me for taking their gals. Once they caught sight of my denim vest they backed up though.

How are you my friend?


!OOOOOOOOOO!




Good to see you ,sir.

Oh I can't complain....making more new enemies everyday.




I hope you are well.

I don't know if I will see a funnier exchange than you and Bogs had a few weeks ago.I laughed very hard...and you know I mean that in a good way.It was a classic....ya friggin' ****** ....ya.


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Old 08-13-2007, 11:48 AM
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Behooved sir. I don't think Bogs is a fan of Hossy, but I do like our exchanges. It was fun. When are you coming back home?


Really?

Gosh...I like you both...how could he ,then, not like you?



Tell Stevie my password hasn't changed...he can sign on here as me again and send me an pm so we can straighten his sorry behind out....if CarlaHO has not failed to do so.



I think I'm done there Hossy.

No one there reacts anymore when I call them names.

I just can't live like that.
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Old 08-13-2007, 01:39 PM
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Really?

Gosh...I like you both...how could he ,then, not like you?



Tell Stevie my password hasn't changed...he can sign on here as me again and send me an pm so we can straighten his sorry behind out....if CarlaHO has not failed to do so.



I think I'm done there Hossy.

No one there reacts anymore when I call them names.

I just can't live like that.

morty....if bogs is you, how is he going to send you/himself a PM?
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Old 08-13-2007, 02:14 PM
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morty....if bogs is you, how is he going to send you/himself a PM?

Sorry...missed this one.




You mean I can't pm myself?


Let me try that.
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Old 08-13-2007, 12:01 PM
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I think it's because Saratoga is consuming us all. As soon as it's over I'm sure it'll be fun again ya' big friggin' sissy.

ror!!


Oh you ...always with the compliments.




The truth is I have chosen Wednesday of this week to leave here as well...now that would be the 26th time I have left and ,as you know, that number is the charm.I always leave permanently on the 26th announcment of leaving.



Oh....if I am on line Stevie can use DeboEbie with the same password.That's HelloStevie in Buckwheat.



You take care,sir.

I will always treasure your bud boardiness......I mean board buddiness.
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Old 08-13-2007, 12:29 PM
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OOO.5 Stevie's


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Old 08-13-2007, 01:02 PM
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Boy there's some real dumb fucl<s hammering Wilko in GenPop.




It's like if you're not Secretariat you don't have any talent.

I wonder if people like that woud like to be graded out in comparison to other humans?
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Boy there's some real dumb fucl<s hammering Wilko in GenPop.




It's like if you're not Secretariat you don't have any talent.

I wonder if people like that woud like to be graded out in comparison to other humans?
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