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Old 08-07-2007, 10:22 PM
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I got drunk and knocked up in the craigslist...err get-togethers subforum. What can I say...I'm easy.
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You must have went to the CajunHO School of ..oh I don't know....school of something.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:25 PM
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OK...that will do it for todays exciting broadcast.






Unless I forgot something.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:29 PM
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OK...that will do it for todays exciting broadcast.






Unless I forgot something.
The official Morty horse runs this weekend in the Secretariat....Mostacolli Mort or is he crinkle trash can material?
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:30 PM
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The official Morty horse runs this weekend in the Secretariat....Mostacolli Mort or is he crinkle trash can material?


Hello Sighty-Poo.

Let me get back to you tomoorw on that one.



But my thought is it looks very interesting.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:23 AM
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The official Morty horse runs this weekend in the Secretariat....Mostacolli Mort or is he crinkle trash can material?



Well he has passed the once over test...right name...right jockey...right track. So far so good. Let's see what his program number is as well as a few other things.

Looking like a stage 5 ZC bet to me.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:30 AM
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Hossy seems a bit down in the ash dumper as well.





Maybe I can help,sir.

Would you like to go out with KGB .007?








ROR!!


KIDDING-KIDDING!








Name someone....I can help....or would you rather I picked one out for you?

Just don't ask for BrownSugar....I don't think she likes me anymore.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:42 PM
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I'd say he's

Crinkle

Trash Can

Just like his namesake

=;>
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Boy..you can sure say that again.



But don't.





Anyhoo...there may be a cipher involved here...I'll find out.

And thanks everyone for not using that disgusting sunglasses face.






Worst emoticon ever invented....only nimrods seem to use it.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:50 PM
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Boy..you can sure say that again.



But don't.





Anyhoo...there may be a cipher involved here...I'll find out.

And thanks everyone for not using that disgusting sunglasses face.






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I vote for that one.
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Old 08-08-2007, 11:34 AM
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I vote for that one.

ror!



It's yon Dillinger and KGB .007!
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:25 PM
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You must have went to the CajunHO School of ..oh I don't know....school of something.
School? Pfffffffffff efffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fttttt! I haven't the time for that! Besides, who would take care of my crypt and my spiders Cobby and Webby?
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:28 PM
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School? Pfffffffffff efffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fttttt! I haven't the time for that! Besides, who would take care of my crypt and my spiders Cobby and Webby?

ror!




You know Pillow....spiders don't think we perceive the web they weave.

But we do!




That's why only stupid insects get caught in them.

I hink Diaper may have been trapped once or twice though.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:34 PM
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ror!




You know Pillow....spiders don't think we perceive the web they weave.

But we do!




That's why only stupid insects get caught in them.

I hink Diaper may have been trapped once or twice though.
Cobby and Webby don't like albinos. Too tart.



They do enjoy a little leatherbacks. Tastes like Tuna.


I disagreed.


Leatherbacks taste like cream cheese and waffles.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:40 PM
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Cobby and Webby don't like albinos. Too tart.



They do enjoy a little leatherbacks. Tastes like Tuna.


I disagreed.


Leatherbacks taste like cream cheese and waffles.


You're gonna to make UnclyTrust have bad dreams tonight.
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:44 PM
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You're gonna to make UnclyTrust have bad dreams tonight.

yes, tonights dream I will be learning to start fire's from stones with Albino's, Leatherbacks and possibly Steve Crist.

cant wait!
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Old 08-07-2007, 10:45 PM
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yes, tonights dream I will be learning to start fire's from stones with Albino's, Leatherbacks and possibly Steve Crist.

cant wait!

Good for you!



I might suggest being Catwoman in your next dream...seems like a fun part.
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