Petition to let Morty back in the 'other' rooms

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

You're not following along very well.

Sometimes I think you do the voice over for Stephen Hawking's answering machine.

Its the other way around. But thats ok.

Man that is cruel Morton.
No wonder Dellinger is terrified of you.

[Mortimer]

Can't you find something constructive to do?






Go fucl< CajunHO......geez.

[Mortimer]

I know what...borrow KGB .007's sunglasses!




Then you would be Q-L!!

[Mortimer]

Also consider copying Dillingers wit.












Well maybe not.

[Mortimer]

A name change would help a lot,too.




I suggest Fred Garvin.

[Mortimer]

Also learn to swear in French...like.."Yooo coke socare..yooo!!"





And learn to eat with a spaghetti bib.

[SentToStud]

Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.

[Mortimer]

Then get yourself a Honda 450 motorcylce...put a windshield and saddle bags on it.




Fly a raccoons tail from the sissy bar.

Paint an iron cross on the gas tank.







And wear colors on your cut off levi jacket ......" Hell's Rapscallions."