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Old 08-06-2007, 08:50 PM
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Face front, true believers!

Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore.

So slight sprinkling of ones own pee under arms and other spots as a perfume is not suggested. Some on the board will have to look for other methods to attract mates.

Or mark themselves as their own territory.

Antitrust will need a vial of Morton's nitrogenous waste to mark herself as Morton's conquered land, errr... territory.
Happy to be of assistance in these instances of immune disorders accompanied by marking with specific bodily fluids. A new area for me, but very interesting.
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Old 08-06-2007, 09:57 PM
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Morty,
I've been meaning to tell you


Thud


I think a lot of people have.




Maybe I'll display my monkey face and then forever be q-l......
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Old 08-06-2007, 10:08 PM
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Maybe I'll display my monkey face and then forever be q-l......
Nahhh.

Pity would be in order most likely.
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Old 08-06-2007, 10:37 PM
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You're not following along very well.








Sometimes I think you do the voice over for Stephen Hawking's answering machine.
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:02 PM
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You're not following along very well.

Sometimes I think you do the voice over for Stephen Hawking's answering machine.
Its the other way around. But thats ok.

Man that is cruel Morton.
No wonder Dellinger is terrified of you.
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Old 08-07-2007, 08:07 AM
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Can't you find something constructive to do?






Go fucl< CajunHO......geez.
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Old 08-07-2007, 08:52 AM
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I know what...borrow KGB .007's sunglasses!




Then you would be Q-L!!
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