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Old 08-05-2007, 04:39 PM
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Six o’clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin’ MORTE'By a crystal blue italian stream

But I can’t be late
’cause then I guess I just won’t get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It’s just another manic MORTE'
I wish it was sunday
’cause that’s my funday
My I don’t have to runday
It’s just another manic MORTE'
Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn’t make it on time

’cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I’m gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down
Doesn’t it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment’s down

I tell him in my bedroom voice
C’mon MORTE' honey, let’s go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
When you’re having fun
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Old 08-06-2007, 06:46 PM
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hey hunny,

did you see MortyFeatherbed win at Sarah's toga today? It made me think of you. Well everything makes me think of you


(that last line was for you peegarden)
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Old 08-06-2007, 06:51 PM
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hey hunny,

did you see MortyFeatherbed win at Sarah's toga today? It made me think of you. Well everything makes me think of you


(that last line was for you peegarden)




Why that was mighty sweet of you ma'am.




And I was not aware of this. You are kidding ...right?


Some day, and that day may never come, I will present my thudder to you and we'll see what happens.

Not everyone knows of the correct procedure.
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Old 08-06-2007, 06:59 PM
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Face front, true believers!

Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore.
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:02 PM
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Face front, true believers!

Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore.

**** I think I have that same thing.
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:25 PM
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Be carefull Clarice, I mean Antitrust32...

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Old 08-06-2007, 07:48 PM
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Be carefull Clarice, I mean Antitrust32...




You're Sirloins friend...right?
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:02 PM
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Why that was mighty sweet of you ma'am.




And I was not aware of this. You are kidding ...right?


Some day, and that day may never come, I will present my thudder to you and we'll see what happens.

Not everyone knows of the correct procedure.

actually I am not kidding...

the horses' name is Featherbed







I threw the Morty in for fun in an exacta ( )
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:24 PM
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actually I am not kidding...

the horses' name is Featherbed







I threw the Morty in for fun in an exacta ( )


You'e right..I missed a Zodiac Cipher.



Throwing me into anything will always create fun.
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:51 PM
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You'e right..I missed a Zodiac Cipher.



Throwing me into anything will always create fun.

Truer words were never spoken!!!!!
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Old 08-06-2007, 07:57 PM
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Truer words were never spoken!!!!!

Oh doggone it.


Now you have me all doggie faced.





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