new game show...

[Payson Dave]

Morty,I would be much behooved if you were to PM me your email address.
Dave

[Mortimer]

Dave Payson!!




I forgot to to thank you so much!



Thank you so much!




I am beehived...I mean behooved at your question....but no one has my e-mail address.

You wouldn't believe how secret a person I am.


I'm so secreted parots don't even know secrets about me.




Oh they'll say.."I KNOW A SEE-CRAHT!!...I KNOW A SEE-CRAHT!!"...regarding me...



....but they really don't.





I will turn on my pm circuitry ...if you wish.

[Mortimer]

I am incapacitated.












But I know I will have to buy bigger hats.















Lansky/Humphreys forever.


















My noodle is feeling mighty proud right now my good friend.




















Snarlin'Jims should be ,too.















Sent ya an e-mail.

[Rileyoriley]

Good to have you back my friend.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Good to have you back my friend.

Too kind...but I am only peeking.

I am trying to train myself to resist True Swine.



I can appreciate what trained seals really have to endure.









Ya ever do it with a trained seal,Deb?

It is said that if you do.....






....you never go back.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Too kind...but I am only peeking.

I am trying to train myself to resist True Swine.



I can appreciate what trained seals really have to endure.









Ya ever do it with a trained seal,Deb?

It is said that if you do.....






....you never go back.

No seal but I had a killer whale once.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

No seal but I had a killer whale once.

Oh now that's interesting.




Would you care to elaborate?

I'll be serving some delicious blueberry pancakes in the morning and there will be plenty of sap to go around.

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

[Mortimer]

Oh Deborah!

[Mortimer]

The trained seal thing was an inside joke.



I shouldn't do that.

[Mortimer]

I think maybe the best way to put it is an old saying I once heard.






'Do alone what you would do if people were watching.'

Don't take that too literally.

The thing is it does say a lot.

So if some think me crazy....just remember you see the real me....there is no more to see.





Too many of you make me glad I don't see you when you think you're alone.

Now that would be dreadful.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

I'll be serving some delicious blueberry pancakes in the morning and there will be plenty of sap to go around.

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Could I have eggs benedict instead please?

[Mortimer]

I am wildly handsome.

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Could I have eggs benedict instead please?

I talked to sobstory and she's a few days from dropping a few.

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

i cant take it anymore..im done here ,,,,have fun...without me

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this is a hard thing for me to come on here and tell you that my dog has fleas...i thought this post would stop him from it but i was wrong

have fun............

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

i cant take it anymore..im done here ,,,,have fun...without me

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this is a hard thing for me to come on here and tell you that my dog has fleas...i thought this post would stop him from it but i was wrong

have fun............

Fleas are easily controlled by one of the many flea products on the market. I use Bio-Spot on mine.


This is not a paid announcement.

[Mortimer]

Of course you also have your Trained Eunuchs like CMOreo.





Some people put them on a pedestal.