Well Now

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

You are also very funny.



Not really

Lawyers....whattaya gonna do?

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Lawyers....whattaya gonna do?

Unemployed, lonely souls...

What are you gonna do?



Sad how many come to your defense...

I should leave you alone...

Take pity on you...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

Unemployed, lonely souls...

What are you gonna do?



Sad how many come to your defense...

I should leave you alone...

Take pity on you...

My friends......what kind of bottom feeder can only amuse himself by pinning woe on those smarter than him?






Lawyers.



Yup.





Darden...as long as my fine board buddies come to my defense and not YOU...



...why I'll be fine.

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I think you should take yourself a bit more seriously.
















Thud

I think you should change your screen name to "mortymark" or "morty security guard."

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

I think you should change your screen name to "mortymark" or "morty security guard."

I think you should change your name to Stupid and then no one will have to feel guilty.

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I'll try and get that done. Thanks for the advice Macho Man!!!

Never a big Randall fan, or fake stuff, for that matter...

However carnie is a language I find interesting...

You are a mark for Morty? No?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

Never a big Randall fan, or fake stuff, for that matter...

However in carnie is a language I find interesting...

You are a mark for Morty? No?

Uh....fucl<face....





...why prolong things?



I have a special message so would you please remove you filthy smelly ol' varmint mound of flesh and go play horsey in another thread?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

No not a mark, just a friend. It's always funny to me people that take him so serious, when by looking at his threads you would think anything but. Carry on, tough guy.

You have always been too kind,Hossy.



Do I know ths guy......?

[ARyan]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

No not a mark, just a friend. It's always funny to me people that take him so serious, when by looking at his threads you would think anything but. Carry on, tough guy.

Seems to me you are the one acting tough...

I was just carrying on the friendly jest...

Seems to me you are getting a bit heated under the collar on it...

I will let it be...

Have a nice night guy...

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ARyan

Seems to me you are the one acting tough...

I was just carrying on the friendly jest...

Seems to me you are getting a bit heated under the collar on it...

I will let it be...

Have a nice night guy...

OOOOOH we've seen this act before.




Throwing out...no ...HEAPING compliments left and right and then all of a sudden.....he was"only kidding"......and now eveyone else is getting carried away.




Good......don't let the door jump off it's jamb and beat you to death with itself.

[paisjpq]

jesus....

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

jesus....

GOO-FOO!!



THEBBY!!


I missed you in this mess!








Hang on a moment Sweetie-Poo.

[Mortimer]

Alrighty then Deb!!




Let us begin.





Let me see....your hair isn't too bad. A few seconds dusting...and my famous Featherhands dust fluff. You'll look swell!



dustdustdust



fluff fluff fluff







Ah...ya look good Deb.





Oh my.....your chestal area is really dusty....tsktsktsk.


I'm going to have my asst. Mr. Scissorhands help me first.

Eddie......remove those...those silly clothes from Debs top.



snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Thanks Eddie....and now I dust.








dustdustdustdustdust

Ever been to Nipple..UPS!!...I mean Nepal Deb?

dustdustdustdustdsut

They have nice mounds..I mean mountains there.

dustdustdustdsutdustdustdust







Ah...that felt...I mean looks good!








Now where do we dust?







Oh...looky down there!









=:>








Now hold still Deb....Eddie...you know what to do.





snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Good job!!






And now for more dustng down here....hold still Deb.






dustdustdustdustdust



MAAAAAA'AM!!...please....be still.







dustdustdustdustdustdustdust....this is fun!!....dustdustdustdust








TICKEE-TICKEE



ror!

I'm such a card.






dustdsutdsutdsutdsutdustdustdust




oh boy









dustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdust







Ah!....all done!












I hope you enjoed your dusting ma'am.

It was a pleasure to serve you.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Alrighty then Deb!!




Let us begin.





Let me see....your hair isn't too bad. A few seconds dusting...and my famous Featherhands dust fluff. You'll look swell!



dustdustdust



fluff fluff fluff







Ah...ya look good Deb.





Oh my.....your chestal area is really dusty....tsktsktsk.


I'm going to have my asst. Mr. Scissorhands help me first.

Eddie......remove those...those silly clothes from Debs top.



snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Thanks Eddie....and now I dust.








dustdustdustdustdust

Ever been to Nipple..UPS!!...I mean Nepal Deb?

dustdustdustdustdsut

They have nice mounds..I mean mountains there.

dustdustdustdsutdustdustdust







Ah...that felt...I mean looks good!








Now where do we dust?







Oh...looky down there!









=:>








Now hold still Deb....Eddie...you know what to do.





snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Good job!!






And now for more dustng down here....hold still Deb.






dustdustdustdustdust



MAAAAAA'AM!!...please....be still.







dustdustdustdustdustdustdust....this is fun!!....dustdustdustdust








TICKEE-TICKEE



ror!

I'm such a card.






dustdsutdsutdsutdsutdustdustdust




oh boy









dustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdust







Ah!....all done!












I hope you enjoed your dusting ma'am.

It was a pleasure to serve you.

Enjoyed it Mort but next time lose Scissorhands, ok? He left marks.