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Old 07-11-2007, 01:30 PM
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You have no idea how to handle it either.....DO YOU....MS. Dearest!?
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:32 PM
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None of you do.



None of you have the foggiest.







Go back to your fantasy soaps.....go away.


I'm disgusted with the whole lot of you.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:33 PM
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What the fucl< does it take to get darted around here!!!??





ISeemStupid!







How stupid are you?


No dart gun?
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:39 PM
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:40 PM
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I mean HI!!!!







Tell these dummies what you would do with my 11 inch joint Cajuny-Poo.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:42 PM
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I KNOW you can do it.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:42 PM
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I wollaws. Do you, Morty?
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:44 PM
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I wollaws. Do you, Morty?
Well no.



But that's very interesting.....very good.


OOOOOOOOOO




But don't start at the end......take me through the steps.

Here....you have it right in front of you.




Now what do you do?
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:39 PM
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Do I have to say Sumonelovesyou is an innocuous frog?


That she will be lucky to be standing up at the end?


That she is perhaps the biggest donkeybred in the history of racing???
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:44 PM
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Do I have to say Sumonelovesyou is an innocuous frog?


That she will be lucky to be standing up at the end?


That she is perhaps the biggest donkeybred in the history of racing???

take that back jerk face!
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:45 PM
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take that back jerk face!
NO.





She's a steroid popping goat.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:47 PM
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Is that it Cajun??
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She's a steroid popping goat.
Morty: Now thats a classic!!! I gotta remember to call my friend horse that someday!
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:49 PM
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You have to take that halo of your head bad boy

I GIVE UP


That is you today Mr Horny Morty


Edit : I made a great stick figure of Morty with a Boner and it got all messed up when posted!

DRAT!
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:50 PM
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That is you today Mr Horny Morty

What the fucl< is that????




Go back to be UnclyTrust..





..you have fizzled.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:52 PM
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That is you today Mr Horny Morty


Edit : I made a great stick figure of Morty with a Boner and it got all messed up when posted!

DRAT!

Holy smokes.


Well I guess so!
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