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Old 07-11-2007, 12:30 PM
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Well if it takes that long to think of something I need a new partner.







Sorry lady.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:32 PM
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Who would like to have a chance here?


Sightie-Poo...



....I would be mighty proud to have you as a partner,ma'am.








Phooey on that pointyhead Diaper!
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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How about GenuineItch?




What do you say ma'am?
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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DannieFig?
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:34 PM
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not getting enough attention today Morty?

behave....and I'll send you something special later.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:37 PM
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not getting enough attention today Morty?

behave....and I'll send you something special later.



THUD!











GOO-FOO!!






My pm is off.












Wait a minute.













I meant to say I cannot receive mail.
















But I must insist upon permanent dartage,Thebby.



I'm actually holding back......but won't much longer.






Please do me this favor Thebby.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:41 PM
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you know I can get around your silly firewall....

I might dart you...and I might not.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:47 PM
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All right...the kid gloves are coming off.








First...I will be at Saratoga for the duration.

I invite Diaper to come and fullfill his promise.









And don't you want to know why?



Because if Diaper wasn't bean eatin' mad before....he will be now after knowing I am going to stop off at Sightie-Poo's place before I get to Saratoga and let her know what it feels like to have lost your brain for a few hours.

I think she knows what I'm getting at.










And, Diaper, just so you can find me I am 5-8 and 156 pounds,beautiful brown eyes and hair and moustache I grew for Sightie-Poo.... with a US Marine tatoo on my right arm and another on my left that says TrueSwine MUST Die.

I'm sure you're much bigger than that so gather all the confidence you can becaues yer gonna need it.
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:48 PM
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I'm betting you will.




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Old 07-11-2007, 12:55 PM
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by the way Pais, LOVE the new avatar!

Morty, How come you aren't playing nice today?
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:58 PM
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by the way Pais, LOVE the new avatar!

Morty, How come you aren't playing nice today?



Yoy.











Mommy........no.
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