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Old 07-11-2007, 09:54 AM
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I stopped using them 22 years ago Mort,

Sorry to see you still need them!



UnclyTrust...please.





You know what I meant.

Do you know where he is?

Did he go to Arlington?


I want to surprise Sightie-Poo.
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:58 AM
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UnclyTrust...please.





You know what I meant.

Do you know where he is?

Did he go to Arlington?


I want to surprise Sightie-Poo.

Why dont you call him and ask?

839 - 555 - 2525
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:00 AM
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Why dont you call him and ask?

839 - 555 - 2525

I would bet that is the number to a hopsital newborn ward.



How stupid do you think I am?
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:02 AM
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How stupid do you think I am?

ummm



Ya really want me to answer that?
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:04 AM
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ummm



Ya really want me to answer that?

Oh go ahead...please.
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:02 AM
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Good luck to all her connections! I hope she runs well and comes back safe!

I can't wait to see her in the winner's circle pic!
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Good luck to all her connections! I hope she runs well and comes back safe!

I can't wait to see her in the winner's circle pic!
Don't you have someone to do?
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:08 AM
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How stupid do you think I am?

well, since you are faluuent in ze Franch launguazze


I guess I'll have to do ze math

If a=b and b=c then, a=c

A= Stupid

B= Franch

C=Morte'
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:13 AM
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well, since you are faluuent in ze Franch launguazze


I guess I'll have to do ze math

If a=b and b=c then, a=c

A= Stupid

B= Franch

C=Morte'

Oh now that is fine work.






Do you think I am surprised to know you think I am stupid?

I am not.

Eveyone thinks I am.








But do you know what my saving grace is?




An 11 inch joint.
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:15 AM
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My phone is ringing...






....a lot!



I'll return your call in a moment Sightie-Poo.
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:19 AM
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Oh now that is fine work.

Do you think I am surprised to know you think I am stupid?

I am not.

Eveyone thinks I am.

But do you know what my saving grace is?

An 11 inch joint.

do you want to hang out sometime?
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Old 07-11-2007, 10:27 AM
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ror!





What happened to UNCLYTrust!?
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:36 PM
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Oh now that is fine work.






Do you think I am surprised to know you think I am stupid?

I am not.

Eveyone thinks I am.








But do you know what my saving grace is?




An 11 inch joint.
well, you know what they say about men with big feet....







































they wear big shoes!
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:43 PM
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well, you know what they say about men with big feet....

they wear big shoes!





OOOOOOOOOO







My trousers have to be altered.










Maybe you do,too.
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:07 PM
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But do you know what my saving grace is?


An 11 inch joint.
You might need a bong instead for that size of joint.

Ahhh... I get it. Your appendage. Your nose. Pachyderm like... Wow.
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:10 PM
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Smarty done,Mr. Garden....as only you could.
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