Executive Privilege

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

but...if we relax then the terrorists win.

no, if we don't relax they win. i think....i relaxed this wknd for sure!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

no, if we don't relax they win. i think....i relaxed this wknd for sure!

I'll relax you baby.



Where do you live?




When is your husband gone?

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I'll relax you baby.



Where do you live?




When is your husband gone?

don't hold your breath.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Danzig

don't hold your breath.

Oh...he'll be back soon?

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

I'll relax you baby.



Where do you live?




When is your husband gone?

"It puts the lotion on its skin"

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

"It puts the lotion on its skin"

It does?




What is "it" ?

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

"It puts the lotion on its skin"

yee! auto trader!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

"It puts the lotion on its skin"

Well where are you,Jim?

I thought you were a pretty decent guy.



I'm not positive what you meant,but I think I know.


Gee..it's a message board. If you want to insult me can't you gather the courage to type it to me face???

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Well where are you,Jim?

I thought you were a pretty decent guy.



I'm not positive what you meant,but I think I know.


Gee..it's a message board. If you want to insult me can't you gather the courage to type it to me face???

I think its like a Lord of the Rings type Gollum thing Morton. And I think you are the it.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by pgardn

I think its like a Lord of the Rings type Gollum thing Morton. And I think you are the it.

Well I figured I was the "it"...but the rest I am not familiar with.






Don't you find Jim surprisingly gutless?

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Well I figured I was the "it"...but the rest I am not familiar with.






Don't you find Jim surprisingly gutless?

Never found him to be that way. But if you're talking gutless, well, it really is the season.
Let me explain.
Suppose you're driving along and you notice a tan thing on the side of the road, and it has these nice white spots on its back.
Hit the breaks!!! Grab the knife, and if it's not bloated, it will be gutless in almost no time at all.
We're talking bumper Bambi, baby!
Free, organic, milk fed. Tastes a lot like baby goat, lamb, but better.
Smothered with onions, a little garlic, grilled or roasted...yum!
But ya gotta take the guts out first, Morty.
'Tis the season.

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Well where are you,Jim?

I thought you were a pretty decent guy.



I'm not positive what you meant,but I think I know.


Gee..it's a message board. If you want to insult me can't you gather the courage to type it to me face???

Don't worry about it, I seldom know what your posts mean either.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

Don't worry about it, I seldom know what your posts mean either.

Then we agree to not understand.



This is a good thing.