The Vegas Trip (Timeline included)

[whorstman]

Originally Posted by Scav

Thursday 5am(CST): Limo arrives at my residence, I get into the limo with an "Uncle Ricco" type mustache(I never have facial hair) that I have been working on for 6 weeks.....One of my friends about three months ago mentioned that we should all go to Vegas with mustaches, but it was never talked about again, until I got into the Limo with my Vegasstache

Thursday 7am(PST): Talking to friend on plane and tells me that he shaves his balls with a facial razor, I respond with Bull****, only to have him whip his essentials out, I refused to look

Thursday 8:45am(PST): Land in Vegas, take insane truck limo to our hotel, feel like ballers

Thursday 9:00am(PST): I sprint to sportsbook to try and bet Singh, Immellmen, and Clark per GPK's idea, get real pissed when can not wager because golf already off....Play first two races at River Downs with no luck. Play $50 four team parlay with four baseball teams

Thursday 11:00am(PST): Get into Bally's $50 NL Holdem tourney, last 15 minutes after my two pair gets blown out of the water with a straight that I didn't see on the board, poor play on my end...Go to sportsbook to watch baseball

Thursday 11:30am(PST): Baseball gets boring, go to Blackjack table....

Thursday 2:30pm(PST): Down to my last $200 on me, make an $600 run in two hours to get back to only down $200 for trip(+100 on BJ).

Thursday 4:30pm(PST): All three rooms finally ready, thought we only had two rooms, ABSOLUTELY amazing and while the view was bootleg, the living space for 8 guys was perfect, everyone happy with Scav's doings

Thursday 7:00pm(PST): NAIL a race at Maywood(nothing to wager on Thursday because of July 4th) $20WP on a 14/1, LOVE DALE HITEMAN, go to blackjack table

Friday 12:00am(PST): On unreal run at the blackjack table, playing $50 a hand, BREAK my record for consumption of my Vegas drink (Tom Collins), 34 in 12 hours, watch end of A's/Angels, need Angels to win game to hit 4 team parlay for $500, see Big Hurt destory that dream, NOT PISSED because of the fire on blackjack table...Meet Canadian and Korean friends that have been playing with me for 5 hours,

Friday 2:00am(PST): Get picked up by two girls after talking about wanting to learn how to play craps, they say they would teach, sounded like good idea(decision was most likely made because of alcohol). Go to Flamingo and play craps. I keep dice for 30 minutes on a $10 table, point was 8 and hit the hard eight that my friend and I played for $10, VERY EXCITED...Trying to make headway with girl on right, ultimate ****block happens, her father comes and says hi to her

Friday 6am(PST): Walk back from Flamingo and go up to room with $1800 after unreal run(+$200 from craps, rest from blackjack at Ballys), hammered as can be, FEELING THE RUSH and can't sleep because of that rush, rest eyes for a couple hours, approx 2 hours of sleep

Friday 9am(PST): Everyone goes to pool, two friends haven't slept yet, get all lathered up in suntan lotion because I have fair skin, don't feel like drinking, bring DRF Belmont/Calder out to pool for serious handicapping, find out friend gets working girl arrested after he picked her up outside, walking through Ballys, security stops them, talks to friend and he doesn't respond, incoherent, he remembers seeing her get taken into another room, gets escorted to room

Friday 11am(PST): I get headache from sun(yeah right, wonder if the night before had anything to do with it) and go back to room to wash off retarded suntan oil that friend brought, felt like a whale or dolphin

Friday 12pm(PST): Take $500 to Sportsbook, stop off at blackjack table, 15 minutes up another $200...Take that $200 up to room so have $1500 in room, and $500 on me for horses

Friday 12:15(PST): Realize they have College Basketball odds for next year's tourney, take $100 and put $50 on Kansas, $30 on Georgetown and $20 on Louisville. Louisville wager is because I am gay for Rick Pitino

Friday 1st race at Churchill: Get shut out of of 2 horse because friend was yapping to me, horse wins for fun(knew heavy chalk was a hanger), STARTED THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL

Friday 1pm(PST): Get in verbal confrontation with waitress as she wouldn't serve me, I talk to Sportsbook manager "I have wagered close to 1k in 2 hours, you have even taken some of these wagers, the waitress won't serve me a COKE because I am in the SPORTS Area of the seating" I go to bar where two hours before received free drink while waitress was up there and ask for Coke, take a $10 out of pocket as to tip bartender for not being a ******, make sure she sees $10 bill, bartender tells me $2.50..."how about this, you take that coke and pour it out and here is your tip (taking a penny out of pocket)" Right now I am fuming, ready to throw chairs and just go nuts on everyone. Get nosed on a 10/1 horse fuels the fire, sportsbook manager is cool with me though

Friday 3pm(PST): I get the idea that all the stupid bitch had to say was to move a row and she could have served me, I go to sportsbook manager and ask him this and he is like "yeah, you are right" I go "So this all could have been avoided if the stupid bitch would have told me to move ONE ROW DOWN" "Sir, that is correct, please don't call her a bitch though" EVEN HOTTER NOW and flicking her off, vowed REVENGE

Friday 4pm(PST): Sbarro's pizza, HUGE FAN, along with the Johnny's sandwich place next door, SO AWESOME, more to come about Johnny's

Friday 6pm(PST): Go back to Blackjack table with $500 from room, $1k still up stairs, ....Sportsbook bitch is serving blackjack area where I was playing, she asks if I want drink, respond "NO"...I tell dealer what happen, tell him I am going to do something comedy the next time she comes back, she comes back, "Here is a $25 tip for my dealer"...I look at her with a SMILE like "GFY you stupid bitch", Lose $250 in 45 minutes

Friday 7pm(PST): VERY Salty after dropping $750 so far, go to play Hollywood/Los Al with rest of $250, nothing clicking, watching baseball for parlays....

Friday 10pm(PST): Blow that $250 on comedy horses at Hollywood, crap cards around, go back to room and grab $500 for Blackjack for night

Friday 11:15pm(PST): Make run to get that $500 up to $1200, loving life.....

Part 1 was classic! Got to read part 2 when I get home. I can already tell we need to party!

[2MinsToPost]

my favorite thread of the year, possibly century

[Scav]

Forgot to add that two of my friends got kicked out of the Ballys Pool for doing cannonballs from the lifeguard stand, they did it once and only got warned, got booted the 2nd time.....

[Gander]

Great stuff Scavs. Glad you won a little money and got some loving too. Now with all that money you can come to Toga.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by Gander

Great stuff Scavs. Glad you won a little money and got some loving too. Now with all that money you can come to Toga.

didn't win, got smoked Tim, I had my roll up to 2k but it went bye bye....

[ArlJim78]

It sounds like a cross between Swingers and Bachelor Party.

[Downthestretch55]

The screenplay looks good but needs to be tweaked.
Might help with a bit more "flesh" and less losing.
Definitely a movie, but not a "chick flick".

She says: "Honey, do you want to go see a movie tonight?"
He says: "What did you have in mind?"
She says: "All my girlfriends are telling me to see...blah, blah blah"
He says: We either go to see "Scavs on the Grill" or we see nothin'. It's a dick flick. You coming or not?

[randallscott35]

Scavs this is hysterical.

[cal828]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

The screenplay looks good but needs to be tweaked.
Might help with a bit more "flesh" and less losing.
Definitely a movie, but not a "chick flick".

She says: "Honey, do you want to go see a movie tonight?"
He says: "What did you have in mind?"
She says: "All my girlfriends are telling me to see...blah, blah blah"
He says: We either go to see "Scavs on the Grill" or we see nothin'. It's a dick flick. You coming or not?

A mere movie wouldn't do it justice. Needs to a TV series. Probably have to be on HBO. Funniest thing I've read in a long time. I've been going to Vegas since 1988. Sometimes 2 and 3 times a year, but I thing you had more fun in this one trip than I had in the total of my trips and I always thought that I had fun.

[Scav]

It was most definetely a good time, no sleep though and paying for it now, my system probably won't be back to normal until Monday of next week.....

[Gander]

Scavs- I am one of those sticklers to routines. Even when I go to Vegas I stick to my routine of getting up early, going to bed early and working out. At 35, one night of drinking and staying up late throws me off for 2-3 days. To me its just not worth it. I'd rather feel good.

To me the best part of Vegas is laying by the pool and reading the DRF.