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Old 06-28-2007, 05:06 PM
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And you don't even have the courage to send me a threatening pm.





What a big sissy.
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Old 06-28-2007, 05:10 PM
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And you don't even have the courage to send me a threatening pm.





What a big sissy.
A public thrashing is so much more satisfying.
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Old 06-28-2007, 05:12 PM
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A public thrashing is so much more satisfying.
If this is a thrashing ...your thrasher is about 3 decades out of date.
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Old 06-28-2007, 05:13 PM
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What do you thnk SportyFans?







Has the swine had enough of the long knuckle?
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Old 06-28-2007, 05:15 PM
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I think one taste is enough.


You won't see him anymore....he knows there's more waiting for him where that came from.
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Old 06-28-2007, 05:15 PM
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I need a new job PRONTO.

Morty... help a gal out here.
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Old 06-28-2007, 05:19 PM
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Okay, okay. I concede. It's impossible to win a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
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Old 06-28-2007, 05:30 PM
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I need a new job PRONTO.

Morty... help a gal out here.


I.....







...start over.









Cajunatah...my good friend....









..start over.












Cajunatah...........





...start over.










Why don't you become he ghost writer for Ernest Shadow-way ?

There certainly is a big need for it.
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Old 06-28-2007, 08:02 PM
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I don't think HandShadow can make very much.


Ah wonder what he does?

Maybe it's easier to think what he doesn't.














A creative writer?



ror!


crinkle

trash can







A greeter in Las Vagas?




NNNNO.


crinkle

trash can












Seceretary of Defense?




Nah...he ain't got none.


crinkle

trash can









What about the Microsoft Wizzard?





rule-eng un ze flour!!!


crinkle

trash can













What about a gray big ol' cloud o' dust!!!!!!?





YES!!
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