Morty's Girls Auditions! .... Yay!

[Mortimer]

Talk about your male bimbos.





Anyhooo....I will do this quickly.

I am leaving NT..I mean DT for the last time( stop that applauding)....for sure.




I have reinstated the 3 earlier expunged as I want to sell off my inventory. Please submit bids quickly as I will leave in just a few hours.



DebODeb is the first offered for bidding.






It starts at 100 dollars.

[Cajungator26]

I hope I start higher than $100.

And Morty...

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door

please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go......., I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my life time
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go.......
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go.......
I'm begging you to stay...Hey hey hey

[Mortimer]

GoingoncetwicethreetimesSOLD! to Cajun for $100..


Congratulations. I'm sure you will have fun with her.







The downside is UnclyTrust is going to be mighty angry.

[Mortimer]

Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!

WTF? It better be DebODeb that is discounted!

[Mortimer]

2 for 1.





The swine always expect volume discounts.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Up next is Cajun....you get DebODeb with her.





Starting at $199.95!

I sold DebODeb for $200 on Ebay.

[Mortimer]

Cajun for 99.95.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Cajun for 99.95.

Ouch. That hurts, Mort. Just for that, I'm going to keep singing.

I did you wrong,
My foolish heart went out to play.
And then I lost you,
Oh What a price for me to pay.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
I totally miss you.

I keep on waiting,
And in my dreams I see a face.
You're still in my life,
No one else can take your place.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
I totally miss you...I totally miss you.
Oh I totally miss you.

Where have you gone,
Baby where you've gone.
Oh I totally miss you,
My heart is painted blue.
I totally miss you,
I can't stop loving you.
So please come back,
(chorus) You'll be making me blue,
Please come back,
(chorus) Why you have promised me the world,
(chorus) But you have made on through.
Oh I totally miss you...I totally miss you.

[Mortimer]

I just received the minimum bid by private entry from DrugStore.

Doggone it...I shouldn't have revealed his name....oh well.


Fine work...Drugstore.








Up next....MissKityKat for 300 pop...I mean dollars.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I sold DebODeb for $200 on Ebay.

So that explains those phone calls I was getting at work............