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Old 06-20-2007, 09:40 PM
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I hate girls who expect me to pay for my own food and drinks when I go out with them.
Ok, ok... give me your money FIRST and then I will allot you an allowance so that you can buy food and drinks for yourself. Fair?
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:44 PM
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Ok, ok... give me your big Italian salami FIRST and then I will allot you an allowance so that you can buy food, drinks, and gifts for yourself. Fair?
FTFY

And no....not fair!

I take offense....as I'm obviously not that type

Unlike Thebby, I can't be bought.
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:49 PM
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FTFY

And no....not fair!

I take offense....as I'm obviously not the kind that has a salami of that magnitude.
Oh wow... LMFAO

FTFY.
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:03 PM
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Oh wow... LMFAO

FTFY.
You should realize you're speaking to a 6'3" Italian boy.....

I'm sure anyone familar with the Parallel Schlong Chart ('sup BWS) will tell you that it translates to being on par with a 6'4" NBA player or a 7'5" white guy.
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:11 PM
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You should realize you're speaking to a 6'3" Italian boy.....

I'm sure anyone familar with the Parallel Schlong Chart ('sup BWS) will tell you that it translates to being on par with a 4' midget.
Hey now, don't be so rough on yourself. I saw a porn once with a couple of dwarfs starring in it and they were both hung like horses. I'm sure you're fine.
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:16 PM
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Hey now, don't be so rough on yourself. I saw a porn once with a couple of dwarfs starring in it and they were both hung like horses.
I realize you obsess A LOT over "Sultry Serling" (as you call him!) --- however, did you really have to bring up that you watched him perform in pornos?
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:18 PM
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I realize you obsess A LOT over "Sultry Serling" (as you call him!) --- however, did you really have to bring up that you watched him perform in pornos?
Hey, if BTW is hung like that, please inform me on what other videos he's been in. I'll even spend your money to purchase them. LOL!
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Old 06-21-2007, 07:31 AM
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FTFY

And no....not fair!

I take offense....as I'm obviously not that type

Unlike Thebby, I can't be bought.
careful my dear, as I can find you in saratoga....
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:14 AM
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Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:24 AM
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It was all Sal's fault.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:05 AM
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Talk about your male bimbos.





Anyhooo....I will do this quickly.

I am leaving NT..I mean DT for the last time( stop that applauding)....for sure.




I have reinstated the 3 earlier expunged as I want to sell off my inventory. Please submit bids quickly as I will leave in just a few hours.



DebODeb is the first offered for bidding.






It starts at 100 dollars.
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Old 06-21-2007, 11:10 AM
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I hope I start higher than $100.

And Morty...

Babe, I love you so
and I want you to know
that I'm, gonna miss your love
the minute you walk out that door

please don't go
don't go, don't go away
please don't go
don't go......., I'm begging you to stay

If you leave, at least in my life time
I've had one dream come true
I was blessed to be loved
by someone as wonderful as you

Please don't go
Don't go.......
Don't go away
Please don't go
Don't go.......
I'm begging you to stay...Hey hey hey
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:54 PM
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Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.

I'm getting dizzy.
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:55 PM
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Now that I have recovered........I must take serious actions.



Being a MORTY'S GIRL reqiures a certain degree of efficacy.


No...I think that's wrong.


I think it's dignity that I look for here.








All dignity seems to have beeen completely vaporized by members CajunaRatah...DebODeb.....and MissKittyKat.






I expunge all 3 of you from the record.









Don't look at me.




You did it to yourselves.












Wait a minute.












Don't look at me.




Look at you.











Now look at me.










Now look at you.










Now look at me.

Hey! You didn't say "Simon Says"!
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:19 PM
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Morty,
Forgive me for my transgressions. I entered Rehab today, was cured in a few hours, and have been released. It won't happen again.
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Old 06-21-2007, 09:19 PM
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Well, at least not this week.
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Old 06-21-2007, 07:04 PM
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careful my dear, as I can find you in saratoga....
And when you do.....

We shall cuddle.
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:49 PM
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And when you do.....

We shall cuddle.

splendid.

but don't tell morty k?
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Old 06-21-2007, 08:50 PM
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My lips are sealed.
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:54 PM
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That sounds like a marriage proposal!
I saved the marriage proposal for you, darlin.
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