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Old 06-19-2007, 07:32 PM
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those who know me well will say I am a total bitch...but a wonderful person.
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Old 06-19-2007, 07:54 PM
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those who know me well will say I am a total bitch...but a wonderful person.
And we know that deep inside you are wonderful. Quick alteration of paths...

It it possible Morton could just have his own Forum?

And then, this is just a thought now, and then he could reply to every thread in every other forum on his special forum, but only there. Is this possible? I really feel his discussion of horses is just too intense and insightful and he really needs his own personal forum so others would not clutter the Morton forum with drivel and irrelevant information.

Just Morton in all his majesty, alone... doing his own thing. Just like he does at home. By himself. Alone. A very personal thing he does by himself, uninterrupted, and isolated. Sequestered. By himself.

Is this possible?
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:14 PM
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Someone is wearing his Mr.Tuesday Night Grumpy Face.




Ah wonder who???
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:12 AM
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And we know that deep inside you are wonderful. Quick alteration of paths...

It it possible Morton could just have his own Forum?

And then, this is just a thought now, and then he could reply to every thread in every other forum on his special forum, but only there. Is this possible? I really feel his discussion of horses is just too intense and insightful and he really needs his own personal forum so others would not clutter the Morton forum with drivel and irrelevant information.

Just Morton in all his majesty, alone... doing his own thing. Just like he does at home. By himself. Alone. A very personal thing he does by himself, uninterrupted, and isolated. Sequestered. By himself.

Is this possible?
deep inside I am not that wonderful....

as for Morty?
I don't find his commentary in OT and esoteric to be any more or less insightful/useful/amusing/timely/argumentative (choose your word) than anyone else...
everyone has members here that they don't like or understand....there are several here that make me cringe just to see the screen name pop up ....but I don't go around campaigning to get them banned or isolated etc because I think that's just a bit rude and juvenile.

so I guess the answer to your question is no.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:40 AM
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Jeez Theb, I was only kidding...

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deep inside I am not that wonderful....

as for Morty?
I don't find his commentary in OT and esoteric to be any more or less insightful/useful/amusing/timely/argumentative (choose your word) than anyone else...
everyone has members here that they don't like or understand....there are several here that make me cringe just to see the screen name pop up ....but I don't go around campaigning to get them banned or isolated etc because I think that's just a bit rude and juvenile.

so I guess the answer to your question is no.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:45 AM
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Jeez Theb, I was only kidding...
Yeah, what he said.
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:33 AM
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I wasnt.









On topic,

An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:41 AM
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gloating is not attractive morte'
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:11 PM
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deep inside I am not that wonderful....

as for Morty?
I don't find his commentary in OT and esoteric to be any more or less insightful/useful/amusing/timely/argumentative (choose your word) than anyone else...
everyone has members here that they don't like or understand....there are several here that make me cringe just to see the screen name pop up ....but I don't go around campaigning to get them banned or isolated etc because I think that's just a bit rude and juvenile.

so I guess the answer to your question is no.
Juvenile.
Ah yes.

I think I get it. Takes me a while sometimes. A bit thick headed. And stubborn.
Affection knows no bounds and all that rot. Congrats Mort. Went completely over my head.

ANd I am getting called pee garden and it really hurts. Its nasty.

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Old 06-20-2007, 10:48 PM
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Is the hi I'm God "fellow" and Morton one in the same?

The style is becoming popular and I cant tell the difference.
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Old 06-20-2007, 10:50 PM
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Is the hi I'm God "fellow" and Morton one in the same?

The style is becoming popular and I cant tell the difference.
Is Morty God? Nah.
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:23 PM
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Seems everyone I know or meet works for Bombardier Aerospace


Some Canadian Comedy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxHik-n5Kow

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Old 06-21-2007, 12:20 AM
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Is the hi I'm God "fellow" and Morton one in the same?

The style is becoming popular and I cant tell the difference.
he stole it from me.

or vice versa.

the details are unimportant.

but i am offended by your quotation marks. what exactly are you implying?

mort can deal with his own hurt feelings over the comparison.

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Old 06-20-2007, 08:07 AM
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Let's not stray from the topic at hand.
Canadian spaceships.

Can the rapture be far behind?
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:45 AM
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Let's not stray from the topic at hand.
Canadian spaceships.

Can the rapture be far behind?




That was swell.

I believe it is so written that when the beast from the Northern Tundra creates arks in the sky....can the rapture be far behind?




Another sign is the Prince of Feathers beating the dog out of the Garden of Pee.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:15 PM
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That was swell.

I believe it is so written that when the beast from the Northern Tundra creates arks in the sky....can the rapture be far behind?




Another sign is the Prince of Feathers beating the dog out of the Garden of Pee.
I am agape and agog at the sight of it.
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Old 06-20-2007, 01:26 PM
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I am agape and agog at the sight of it.
Well stated except next time ..please...no gutter words.
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:15 PM
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those who know me well will say I am a total bitch...but a wonderful person.


Show the sloth what a really wonderful bitch you can be ,Thebby.
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:28 PM
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I was in Canada once (I think). I remember this beer hall (vaguely).
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Old 06-19-2007, 08:57 PM
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I was in Canada once (I think). I remember this beer hall (vaguely).


Good to get back on topic again.
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