To all the members who came to Belmont today

[Mortimer]

I would like to say this fine poster has not missed Saratoga in the last 7 years.I have never made my presence known,but this year may be different.



As a two time national AAU 147 pound champion,ex-Marine,ex Hells Angel and 3 time winner of the DRF Very Bad Man championship.....it is ,perhaps, time to make that presence known.

[blackthroatedwind]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I would like to say this fine poster has not missed Saratoga in the last 7 years.I have never made my presence known,but this year may be different.



As a two time national AAU 147 pound champion,ex-Marine,ex Hells Angel and 3 time winner of the DRF Very Bad Man championship.....it is ,perhaps, time to make that presence known.

Dragon will be very excited.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by blackthroatedwind

Dragon will be very excited.

!!

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

As a two time national AAU 147 pound champion,ex-Marine,ex Hells Angel and 3 time winner of the DRF Very Bad Man championship.....it is ,perhaps, time to make that presence known.

Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?

Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.

F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?

Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.

F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.

Oh yes...he's quite the jolly fellow.





But to be accurate....weigh in day is always several pounds less than actual ......and that is in the past.

Just for you I got an up to date reading.




156 on the button.











I do not chew my prey.




I merely kill it and move on.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Pinnacle has just made Sniper a 25/1 favorite.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Pinnacle has just made Sniper a 25/1 favorite.

May I remind you of David vs Goliath?





I am a highly trained killing machine.

Also skilled in very skilled dirty tactics.







They don't call me Dirty Morty fer nuthin'.









Whch reminds me of something else.













I have forgotten whether I have 1 felony rap ...or two.


So it looks as though Diaper has a question to ask himself.


And that is:









































Do ah feel lucky?
























Well.





















Do ya?






























Diaper?

[Payson Dave]

Most fine work there Morty!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Most fine work there Morty!!

behooved and befitted


OOOOOOOOOO

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

156 on the button.

Geesh, you need to eat more.

Here, maybe this will help:

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Geesh, you need to eat more.

Here, maybe this will help:

Thank you for your concern.


But spread out over a 5 foot 8 inch frame...that is not exactly anorexic.




Dyslexic....yes.

Anorexic...no.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Thank you for your concern.


But spread out over a 5 foot 8 inch frame...that is not exactly anorexic.




Dyslexic....yes.

Anorexic...no.

Sorry, Mort. I feel like a fata$$ now. I'm 5'6" and 130. I need to eat less.

[Mortimer]

I would think those to be admirable girly dimensions.



Especially when one considers the 20% take up by the ....


...I didn't mean that.




I think a this is my mass thread needs to be started.