One positive thing about work

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

That's funny Kev.

I'm 10% in front of the betting machine. 50% watching post parade and races. 40% getting a refill at the bar.

I am:

15% in from of betting machine

10% orderin another Miller High Life Lite for $1.50 at the bar

5% handicapping the race

20% yelling at the tv screen, slapping my leg, calling Mike Smith a bum, etc...

50% trying to mack on this new hot ass 19 year old teller

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by GPK

I am:

15% in from of betting machine

10% orderin another Miller High Life Lite for $1.50 at the bar

5% handicapping the race

20% yelling at the tv screen, slapping my leg, calling Mike Smith a bum, etc...

50% trying to mack on this new hot ass 19 year old teller

19?!!! JESUS!!!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

19?!!! JESUS!!!

I get older...they stay 19....whats not to love??

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by GPK

I get older...they stay 19....whats not to love??

The 19 year old's Daddy checking in on his baby girl.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

The 19 year old's Daddy checking in on his baby girl.

I just explain to daddy that I am an equal opportunity kinda guy....young...old...

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by GPK

I just explain to daddy that I am an equal opportunity kinda guy....young...old...

That worked real well for my Dad when I was 19 and dating an 'older' man of age 28. LOL

Good luck on that one! Haha!

[GPK]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

That worked real well for my Dad when I was 19 and dating an 'older' man of age 28. LOL

Good luck on that one! Haha!

Not looking to marry her. Just painfully obvious to me the girl is in need of some "guidance" after finishing up her first year of college. It can be a confusing time in a young womans life and I just want to make sure she is able to experience all of life pleasures that she may be curious about. It is my duty as a man...


besides...my intentions are pure

[golfer]

Originally Posted by GPK

I am:

15% in from of betting machine

10% orderin another Miller High Life Lite for $1.50 at the bar

5% handicapping the race

20% yelling at the tv screen, slapping my leg, calling Mike Smith a bum, etc...

50% trying to mack on this new hot ass 19 year old teller

Only Top Shelf for ya, huh Kev? We used to have a crew at the simulcast parlor we called the "Heineken" crew. They would show up only on big race days, order dozens of Heinekens, then argue about who lost the most money. Haven't seen them in a while.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by golfer

Only Top Shelf for ya, huh Kev? We used to have a crew at the simulcast parlor we called the "Heineken" crew. They would show up only on big race days, order dozens of Heinekens, then argue about who lost the most money. Haven't seen them in a while.

Seth..not all of us can roll like you and drink the good stuff, like Coors Light.

[golfer]

Originally Posted by GPK

Seth..not all of us can roll like you and drink the good stuff, like Coors Light.

I forgot to ask, was that Miller High Life Light draft, can or bottle?

[GPK]

Originally Posted by golfer

I forgot to ask, was that Miller High Life Light draft, can or bottle?

Bottle!!!!!


Can??? how redneck do you think I am?

[brockguy]

Miller High Life Lite, Seriously Kev? can you pick anything worse??

[GPK]

Originally Posted by brockguy

Miller High Life Lite, Seriously Kev? can you pick anything worse??

well....they don't server Natty Light...

[SentToStud]

Originally Posted by GPK

I am:

15% in from of betting machine

10% orderin another Miller High Life Lite for $1.50 at the bar

5% handicapping the race

20% yelling at the tv screen, slapping my leg, calling Mike Smith a bum, etc...

50% trying to mack on this new hot ass 19 year old teller

My time:

10% Sneaking into track to avoid paying $2

10% Sneaking into clubhouse (same reason)

10% Sleeping to rest up after above efforts

20% Explaining to 19 years old girls why I'm not that old

20% Standing in line to get ice cream

20% Standing in line to buy booze (while eating ice cream)

5% Handicapping, wagering, watching races, swearing at jockeys, starting fights

5% Trying to steal next day's racing form.

[Danzig]

booze and ice cream don't go together--well, most booze that is...but mudslides mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm