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Old 06-08-2007, 10:41 AM
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Oh that was a real knee slapper all right.
I'll be here all day.

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Old 06-08-2007, 10:48 AM
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Oh well.





Phil has been purified.

But there's always BentMyPud.





And about 35 others.
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Old 06-08-2007, 11:21 AM
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Morty I meant to tell you I really enjoy your new Crinkle, Trash Can phrase. One of my favorites.
Crinkle

Trash Can





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Do that to Andrew...I dare ya.
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Old 06-08-2007, 11:51 AM
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i have also grown fond of the crinkle/trash can response.
it give you a nice visual to go with the words.
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Old 06-08-2007, 11:54 AM
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i have also grown fond of the crinkle/trash can response.
it give you a nice visual to go with the words.

Behooved...as always,sir.







I'm working on setting fire to the cards with a high powered lighter.



I have the " FWOOM!!" down on lighting the lighter,but can you suggest sound for the flame out portion?



"POOF!".....maybe??
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:01 PM
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Wow!
Just got off the phone with Fat Louie. He's on the backstretch. I don't know if he drank or smoked his breakfast, but he reported a van with Mississpi plates just off-loaded two horses, stablemates. Can it be? Can they be late supplements? Fat Louie says their names are, you guessed it....
Crinkle and Trashcan but his words were a bit slurred.
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:07 PM
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Wow!
Just got off the phone with Fat Louie. He's on the backstretch. I don't know if he drank or smoked his breakfast, but he reported a van with Mississpi plates just off-loaded two horses, stablemates. Can it be? Can they be late supplements? Fat Louie says their names are, you guessed it....
Crinkle and Trashcan but his words were a bit slurred.
Stand clear everybody.





I'm about to hit this one with a pie.





All ready on the right...





...all ready on the left...







...all ready on the firing line.














































SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!













A-HAHAHAHAHAHA



Ya look good in lemon.
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:16 PM
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would you guys please quit wasting all the paper??
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:24 PM
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would you guys please quit wasting all the paper??
ok Danzig, just an attempt at humor...and something to post in response to the hijack.
As another poster says so often...."I'm egg sighted".
Good racin' luck.
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:54 PM
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ok Danzig, just an attempt at humor...and something to post in response to the hijack.
As another poster says so often...."I'm egg sighted".
Good racin' luck.
lol

yeah, mine was an attempt as well...guess it hit the target as well as mortys pie.
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Old 06-08-2007, 07:37 PM
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lol

yeah, mine was an attempt as well...guess it hit the target as well as mortys pie.

sorry Danzig



lol lol lol is being trained up to the travers
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Old 06-09-2007, 02:08 AM
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sorry Danzig



lol lol lol is being trained up to the travers
lol lol lol will be out the rest of the year, didn't you hear?

Mort has a new horse, HAHAHA who is a surprise late entrant in the Belmont. Bet him with both fists! (No pun intended. )
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Old 06-09-2007, 05:13 PM
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I'mawildandcrazyguy is 6-1. What are bettors smoking??!?!??!?!
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