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Old 06-06-2007, 09:04 PM
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I will be mighty unhappy if I don't see auditions by Thebby and MyKittyKat by this evening.

Well okay, since your Thebby showed up (guess she got the pm too? ) and hey... if AJ and BTW are contestants i suppose it won't hurt to at least enter the talent competition.....

Hang on, let me put my dart gun down....

... and change my outfit, take down my hair, take these off.....

A-hem..... I'd like to perform my interpretation of the entries for race 2 at Hollywood Park tomorrow.

Turn down the lights.....

Music please.....

Lucid.
Lollapolooza.
In My Life.
Wild Sissy.

Getnhotnhere...




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Old 06-06-2007, 09:07 PM
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I don't think I can beat that. I may have to withdraw from the competition.
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:09 PM
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I don't think I can beat that. I may have to withdraw from the competition.
Oh okay, me too!

C'mon, let's go get a drink or something.

Bye Morty! Pick a good one!
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:16 PM
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Sounds good! It was a long day at work. Meet you there.
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Old 06-06-2007, 09:46 PM
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Well okay, since your Thebby showed up (guess she got the pm too? ) and hey... if AJ and BTW are contestants i suppose it won't hurt to at least enter the talent competition.....

Hang on, let me put my dart gun down....

... and change my outfit, take down my hair, take these off.....

A-hem..... I'd like to perform my interpretation of the entries for race 2 at Hollywood Park tomorrow.

Turn down the lights.....

Music please.....

Lucid.
Lollapolooza.
In My Life.
Wild Sissy.

Getnhotnhere...




and Popsicle Gal.
































































































































































































































































































































































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Precious love
Ill give it to you
Blue as the sky and deep in the
Eyes if a love so true
Beautiful face
You make me feel
Lite on the stairs and lost in the
Air of a love so real

And you can count on me girl
You can count on my love woman
You can count on me baby
You can count on my love to see you through

Emerald eyes and china perfume
Caught in the wheel and lost in
The feel of a love so soon
Ruby lips
You make my song
Into the night and saved by the lite
Of a love so strong

Chorus:
See you thru
....oooh
You can count on me girl
You can count on my love











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Old 06-06-2007, 10:29 PM
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question:

why is there 15 miles of dead air on morty's posts?
what is the freaking point
?????????????
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Old 06-06-2007, 10:59 PM
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To spur nimrods on to posts like yours.
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:19 PM
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Having fully recovered...



....I am overwhelmed with the success of this fine effort.

I am distressed AuntyCooby chose to abstain....however.







But we can make her an add-on later.









Behold the beauty of MORTY'S GIRLS:









DebODeb The RedOHead


Carla ..the collector of Fine Thoughts


Thebbage Fuselage.....Swaying and Delaying


MyKittyKat..thud








Here they cooooome......Miss A Moooooorty's Girls







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Old 06-06-2007, 11:49 PM
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callie and i are very happy for you!
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Old 06-07-2007, 12:38 AM
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question:

why is there 15 miles of dead air on morty's posts?
what is the freaking point
?????????????
I just assumed it was homage to the exhibition Robert Ryman had at the Museum of Modern Art.....


http://www.tate.org.uk/tateetc/issue...bergseated.jpg


http://www.diabeacon.org/exhibs_b/ry...hibs_b-top.jpg


http://www.alexcalinescu.com/news/im...3028msmall.jpg
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:35 AM
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I just assumed it was homage to the exhibition Robert Ryman had at the Museum of Modern Art.....

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Ah!



My Sweet knows everything.
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:44 AM
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Quote:
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question:

why is there 15 miles of dead air on morty's posts?
what is the freaking point
?????????????
There is no point.

He wants people to scan his dead as dirt crap just to check if he has anything cogent to say.

It may actually happen some day, but that's not the way to bet that prop.

He's just a shameless, attention-driven, sad kid.
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:52 AM
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There is no point.

He wants people to scan his dead as dirt crap just to check if he has anything cogent to say.

It may actually happen some day, but that's not the way to bet that prop.

He's just a shameless, attention-driven, sad kid.



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What a neanderthal.





Yer basic homo erectus.






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Old 06-07-2007, 08:54 AM
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The swine is particularly foul today.









Is his problem JEALOUSY.....perhaps??
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Old 06-07-2007, 09:11 AM
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I had a Sal's Gals thread in mind one of these days.....

Perhaps S2S is upset you beat him to the punch on his Bruce's Babes thread.
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Old 06-07-2007, 09:39 AM
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I had a Sal's Gals thread in mind one of these days.....

Perhaps S2S is upset you beat him to the punch on his Bruce's Babes thread.

I don't know if Bruce's Babes has more meaning than I think.....but it's pretty funny as it is.




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Old 06-07-2007, 09:52 AM
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I had a Sal's Gals thread in mind one of these days.....

Perhaps S2S is upset you beat him to the punch on his Bruce's Babes thread.
How did you know that?
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Old 06-07-2007, 10:17 AM
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I had a Sal's Gals thread in mind one of these days.....
Perhaps S2S is upset you beat him to the punch on his Bruce's Babes thread.
sorry babe, your #1 fan Balletto ain't around anymore.
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Old 06-07-2007, 09:47 AM
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There is no point.

That's what Rockwell said about Picasso.



He wants people to scan his dead as dirt crap just to check if he has anything cogent to say.

Well no.

I type my dead as dirt crap to bring out virulent swine such as yourself.

Your posts then make mine look pretty.




It may actually happen some day, but that's not the way to bet that prop.

Oh...this was a good one.





NOT!








He's just a shameless, attention-driven, sad kid.

Shameless?

Ah don't thank so.

Attention driven?

=;>


Sad?

=;<


Kid?

Aren't we all?











Go back and get us another post.

This one was pretty bad.
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