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Old 06-06-2007, 04:11 PM
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The auditioning period will soon be over.










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Old 06-06-2007, 04:50 PM
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Stand by for round two, the swimsuit competition.
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Old 06-06-2007, 04:53 PM
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Stand by for round two, the swimsuit competition.
Dare .....I ask....what is the Talent Competition ?
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Old 06-06-2007, 05:15 PM
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Dare .....I ask....what is the Talent Competition ?
I have the right to remain silent...but i'm not sure that I have the ability...
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Old 06-06-2007, 05:23 PM
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Dare .....I ask....what is the Talent Competition ?
Oh boy this outta be good!
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Old 06-06-2007, 05:34 PM
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Dare .....I ask....what is the Talent Competition ?

This just in....The Talent Competion involves some recitation of Poetry and the proper identification of the poet....

For an all expese paid weekend with Morty in the Snowy Woods, who wrote the following:

Angel rare, angel true,
Nothing moves me as have you.

Mind alive, eyes aflame,
I see your face, I cry your name.

Answer distant, faint the call,
I pray you'll hear me after all.
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Old 06-06-2007, 05:38 PM
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Morty, I hope for your sake that the correct answer is not submitted by one of the gentlemen members...
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Old 06-06-2007, 06:46 PM
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This just in....The Talent Competion involves some recitation of Poetry and the proper identification of the poet....

For an all expese paid weekend with Morty in the Snowy Woods, who wrote the following:

Angel rare, angel true,
Nothing moves me as have you.

Mind alive, eyes aflame,
I see your face, I cry your name.

Answer distant, faint the call,
I pray you'll hear me after all.
could I have radio talk show hosts for $100 alex?
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Old 06-06-2007, 06:48 PM
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what no pics of the winners
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Old 06-06-2007, 06:49 PM
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This just in....The Talent Competion involves some recitation of Poetry and the proper identification of the poet....






BLECH!!
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I think these girls are more Mortimer's style......




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Old 06-20-2007, 05:03 PM
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An addition to MORTY'S GIRLS as well as reinstatement of two previously booted members:





DebODeb The RedOHead


Carla ..the collector of Fine Thoughts


ThebbyTwoTimes.....Swaying and Delaying and Darting


MyKittyKat..thud


CajunGator....mekin' copies







Let's give them all a big hand.
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An addition to MORTY'S GIRLS as well as reinstatement of two previously booted members:





DebODeb The RedOHead


Carla ..the collector of Fine Thoughts


ThebbyTwoTimes.....Swaying and Delaying and Darting


MyKittyKat..thud


CajunGator....mekin' copies







Let's give them all a big hand.

Thank you but I'd prefer they throw money.
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Thank you but I'd prefer they throw money.
Oh gee... I was gonna say I'd prefer a big.....

Never mind.

Haven't read this entire thread..... should I?
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:15 PM
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An addition to MORTY'S GIRLS as well as reinstatement of two previously booted members:





DebODeb The RedOHead


Carla ..the collector of Fine Thoughts


ThebbyTwoTimes.....Swaying and Delaying and Darting


MyKittyKat..thud


CajunGator....mekin' copies







Let's give them all a big hand.
Mortimer, I stumbled upon this curtesy of Maxim:

"Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10."

With TypoJay not here to contest my statistical profiling....I recommend that you enlist 11 Morty's Gals.

You need to find yourself another six pack from the looks of it.
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:18 PM
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Mortimer, I stumbled upon this curtesy of Maxim:

"Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10."

With TypoJay not here to contest my statistical profiling....I recommend that you enlist 11 Morty's Gals.

You need to find yourself another six pack from the looks of it.
Morty likes to be used. O=:>
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