I miss college

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

well said Morte'


I hated college, but i was aware every second how much it cost both my parents and myself (my loan debt is huge) to be there...skipping class and staying drunk all week just never sat well with me...when I felt the need to be a degenerate party girl I dropped out so I wasn't wasting anyone's money or taking up space and wasting a professor's time.
and when i went back---clean and sober, I actually wanted to be there and participate and even (gasp) learn something.

My Little Fruit Cup.






How can one be so beautiful on the outside.....and even more so on the inside?



Can we...ah say can we have a round of applause here for this admirable example of fine American flesh?

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

My Little Fruit Cup.

How can one be so beautiful on the outside.....and even more so on the inside?

Oh sweet Jesus.
Nausea ad nauseam


Thats a tech.
T him up.

Attempting to woo a moderator.
It takes me a while but now I understand.

Next thing you know he will go after ateam.