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[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

This is certainly worty of a pie or 2.

The name is FoxWORTHY...not FoxWORTY.




What a dumb a s s .

[Mortimer]

Aye woand-air where ze deck noose want tooooo?

[Mortimer]

I require more attention.





Someone say.........check that......someone just make a post here.

[Mortimer]

Read correctly it says.....Fucl< yourself go.


What...are ya dyslexic?






All I want to settle is whether Pat is a man or a woman.

I would feel bad about calling a woman ...."ze coke socare."





























No I wouldn't.



Does this make me bad?

[Mortimer]

Well I guess I got my answer.










Brother...I was just kidding.

Talk about your sourpusses.

I'm glad I am leaving.










I mean......why bother?



I hope I get more glucose fed into me tonight.I could sure use it.

[Mortimer]

I want some good by songs left for me here.



I don't trust any of you stingy people so I will make malking a list of assigned songs .

They better be sung with feeling.

[Mortimer]

You may have been kidding maybe...but not me.




You're very kind,but please let me wallow.

I know no one likes me which is the real reason I leave.




Trying to be Mr.Nice Guy and a friend to all just doesn't seem to work around this place.

Even Thebby likes you better than me.




But I can take it.

Don't you want to know why?



Because I'm good enough.

I'm smart enough.

And ,doggone it,.....people







don't like me.

It doesn't work anymore.

I have failed to do so.

I've changed my mind....I am leaving tonight ....then I go to the

CheapWhiskeyDancer Bar.





Care-la is headlining there tonight.

[paisjpq]

[Antitrust32]

I wrote a song for you -

(verse one)
His name is brutus ohh ohh ohh

He is a buckeye o-laa-laa

He uses his zodiac cipher

To pick horses who run fourth

(chorus)
From the cozy dooryard

To the snowy forest

Morty is here for you and me!

(verse two)
He has been banned ohh ohh ohh

More times than Pacman o-laa-laa

But he comes back

Cause he cant let byslander, hossy, thebby, and mommydearest go oh oh oh

(chorus)
From the cozy dooryard

To the snowy forest

Morty is here for you and me!

(verse three)
ooooooohhhhhhhh oooooohhhhhhhh

llaaaaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaa

ooooooooohhhh oooooooohhhhhhh

laaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(chorus)
From the cozy dooryard

To the snowy forest

Morty is here for you and me!

(chorus)
From the cozy dooryard

To the snowy forest

Morty is here for you and me!





- Pat