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Old 04-24-2007, 09:24 AM
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I guess I'm still too young at 30...I had to show a teller my ID on sunday to make a bet

WHAT!!!!?










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Old 04-24-2007, 09:25 AM
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THUD!
morning morty....
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:26 AM
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Top O' ...ma'am.

I just didn't think anyone used those things anymore.




Right in front of everyone?????
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:29 AM
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you lost me.
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:31 AM
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It's easy.





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Old 04-24-2007, 09:32 AM
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I guess that wasn't fair...IUD can be shortened to ID.




Don't know if ya knew that....they do that here in Cleveland.
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:36 AM
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So anyhoooo...I heard ateamstupid actually was taken to the track at 3 days old.



Yup.




He was sucking down some formula...his Father placed his bet...and then said " OK ...Stupid....what horsey do you want??

To which ateam replied...." BARF!"...Dad said..."Oh,....sorry ...he had too much mooky."

The teller said..."Oh...I thought he was opining on your selection."
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Old 04-24-2007, 09:32 AM
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I am 22 and in school, I spend most of my time partying right now. Once school ends I am betting at the track 6 days a week. College life is amazing and I don't want to be alone in my bedroom worrying about the next days races. With this being said I am leaving in 2 hours for Prairie Meadows.
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