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Old 04-09-2007, 12:11 PM
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OH MORTE' this is the best one since "thud". Chagrits and chagrin, how sweet and appropriate.

Still lucky, though I wasn't Saturday. I cussed terribly in the 9th @ Keeneland. Christmas Kid, I hate that phucking horse.


Yer close to gettin' volcanic.......Mrs. Horse.
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:15 PM
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When's the last time ya said Idaho?
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:19 PM
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When's the last time ya said Idaho?
Never Morte'.
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:15 PM
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I loved Christmas Kid in the 9th.
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:17 PM
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Morte' please, I beg you, do not use the term "ho" in any of our exchanges.

It concerns me, and could make me feel wanton.

I rarely do volcanic. Its unseemly.
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:18 PM
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You like my avatar?
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:20 PM
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Pants, he's watchin'. He may getcha for that one Pants.

You got bigger ones than I got. It was nice knowin' ya, and all that. LOL
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:19 PM
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Morte' please, I beg you, do not use the term "ho" in any of our exchanges.

It concerns me, and could make me feel wanton.

I rarely do volcanic. Its unseemly.




Ya well.........you 'two" have a nice day now.



An ah know ya don't feel lucky....'cause ya ain't.

Ah'd be keepin' a low profile if ah was you.




Ah'd hate to publicize mah report on ya.
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:23 PM
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Ya well.........you 'two" have a nice day now.



An ah know ya don't feel lucky....'cause ya ain't.

Ah'd be keepin' a low profile if ah was you.




Ah'd hate to publicize mah report on ya.
You have no report on me Morte'. There's nothing ugly to report. Of that I am sure.

Like I said, just a woman with a dog that loves to watch horses run.

You have a good afternoon sir. I hope to talk with you later.
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:28 PM
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You have no report on me Morte'. There's nothing ugly to report. Of that I am sure.

Like I said, just a woman with a dog that loves to watch horses run.

You have a good afternoon sir. I hope to talk with you later.

Ya...and tell MommyDearest ah said hello.



Yup.


Ah know about her ,too.







Tell me....is Certs a breath,candy or medicinal mint?
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:34 PM
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Maybe they just might be 3 mints in one.





You have yerself a nice day now.
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:37 PM
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Strictly a breathmint Morte'.

Morte' my Mommydearest and my Daddydearest are both alive and well, I'm their only daughter, and yes they are very dear to me.

I took them for an Easter brunch yesterday, and it was an absolute delight.

A lovely meal.
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:39 PM
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Strictly a breathmint Morte'.

Morte' my Mommydearest and my Daddydearest are both alive and well, I'm their only daughter, and yes they are very dear to me.

I took them for an Easter brunch yesterday, and it was an absolute delight.

A lovely meal.




Deeper and deeper.
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