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Old 04-03-2007, 02:42 PM
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You mean the beauty of the horses thundering down the stretch isn't enough for you?
If I had the money the Sheiks did----I'd probably build a very impressive and lavish strip club right inside of my racetrack.

And, all the dancers (strippers) would have to take names of actual Grade 1 winning horses....
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:44 PM
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If I had the money the Sheiks did----I'd probably build a very impressive and lavish strip club right inside of my racetrack.

And, all the dancers (strippers) would have to take names of actual Grade 1 winning horses....
LOL, and to think I thought it would be cool to open a B&B in Saratoga naming the suites after G1 winning horses...

Was Big Tatas a Group 1 winner?
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:46 PM
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LOL, and to think I thought it would be cool to open a B&B in Saratoga naming the suites after G1 winning horses...

Was Big Tatas a Group 1 winner?
Not sure about Big Tatas, but Bodacious Tatas was a G2 winner. Hehe
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:47 PM
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If I had the money the Sheiks did----I'd probably build a very impressive and lavish strip club right inside of my racetrack.

And, all the dancers (strippers) would have to take names of actual Grade 1 winning horses....

hmmm.

that's quite a mental picture you paint.

who would be your favorite stripper? dubai millenium? ghostzapper?
No, wait! It would have to be discreet cat!!

god, my visual cortex just got burned out imagining you getting all 'excited' by that scenario.
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:49 PM
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hmmm.

that's quite a mental picture you paint.

who would be your favorite stripper? dubai millenium? ghostzapper?
No, wait! It would have to be discreet cat!!

god, my visual cortex just got burned out imagining you getting all 'excited' by that scenario.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:36 PM
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hmmm.

that's quite a mental picture you paint.

who would be your favorite stripper? dubai millenium? ghostzapper?
No, wait! It would have to be discreet cat!!

god, my visual cortex just got burned out imagining you getting all 'excited' by that scenario.
So the strippers would be male?
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So the strippers would be male?
That's what I was hoping.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:38 PM
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Look if you're going to have a strip club in Dubai then it's mandatory the strippers are young males. Why do you think the women are covered from head to toe? Helllooooooooooooooooooooo *snap snap*
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So the strippers would be male?
No!!!! This is my dream.....not BWS's.
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No!!!! This is my dream.....not BWS's.
Then you better start naming off some G1 winning fillies.

Lemons Forever anyone? Or how about Wait a While? Waiting a while is probably not your forte... haha.

Oh damn... just thought of a great one...

Honey Ryder... oh yeah baby. Didn't run a 'lick' in Dubai, though.
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Then you better start naming off some G1 winning fillies.

Lemons Forever anyone? Or how about Wait a While? Waiting a while is probably not your forte... haha.
She can work in the under 18 club.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:44 PM
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Waiting a while is probably not your forte... haha.
You've probably been misled... haha

You do know I'm still a virgin...and at the age of 25 no less! Because I'm a respectable God-fearing man of virtue.....

Ok, I guess I'm two days late with this one.
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Then you better start naming off some G1 winning fillies.

Lemons Forever anyone? Or how about Wait a While? Waiting a while is probably not your forte... haha.

that's a good one cajun, but man, you really opened up a bad can of worms with that one!

in our many very weird late night IM's, he claims he can go solo for hours.

then again, i suppose there is a difference between solo and not solo!
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that's a good one cajun, but man, you really opened up a bad can of worms with that one!

in our many very weird late night IM's, he claims he can go solo for hours.

then again, i suppose there is a difference between solo and not solo!
Well, if he's going at it solo for hours, he's not setting that bush on fire... oops, I meant 'Bushfire.'
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Then you better start naming off some G1 winning fillies.

Lemons Forever anyone? Or how about Wait a While? Waiting a while is probably not your forte... haha.

Oh damn... just thought of a great one...

Honey Ryder... oh yeah baby. Didn't run a 'lick' in Dubai, though.
Bushfire.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:51 PM
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Awad would eventually be fired from the strip club for violating health codes.
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Then you better start naming off some G1 winning fillies.

Lemons Forever anyone? Or how about Wait a While? Waiting a while is probably not your forte... haha.

Oh damn... just thought of a great one...

Honey Ryder... oh yeah baby. Didn't run a 'lick' in Dubai, though.
spun sugar...and it really is a shame her dam "Irish Cherry" only won some listed races...cause that's a great name for a stripper.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:56 PM
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spun sugar...and it really is a shame her dam "Irish Cherry" only won some listed races...cause that's a great name for a stripper.
but can they Sugar Shake?
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Don't be silly, you know you just like it, and are only content when you're on the bottom and the other man is on top.

Not that I have a problem with any of it...........
Pardon me for being un-Christlike, but you're an idiot.
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Old 04-03-2007, 03:52 PM
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Pardon me for being un-Christlike, but you're an idiot.
Have we all had an irony bypass?
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