Perhaps a little more respect and a little less intolerance might be in order

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by jman5581

Don't mean to offend, as others obviously have, but unfortunately I didn't get the benefit of a babysitter when I joined this forum. Nor do I need one. I suspect had I acted as Morty has managed to do over the course of a week, I would have been dismissed. It's plainly apparent what Morty's objective is in almost every, if not every, thread he has posted. And that is to provoke others and cause consternation in a play to get attention. Little am I to speak, as I've only been around here for a couple months but my only request is for him to show common decency to others and quit making it his objective to simply ANNOY everyone he encounters. If he continues to post in the manner he has, he deserves to be banned. Just as I would if I carried on the way he does.

And before everyone says just ignore him, I do; now. But, this is a FORUM in which members rely on others to partcipate in a manner which is conducive to the overall objectives of both promoting the sport of horse racing and becoming more informed fans. I don't mean that these are the only objectives, but probably the main objectives, and Morty has, so far, done little to further either of them. Instead, this has been his playground to frustrate, or "vaporize", as many members as he can.

Please, I don't want a reaction, I am more than capable of forgiving another and moving on. But, one has to prove themself worthy of being taken seriously when they have promoted themself as Morty has. And, in my opinion, in order to be taken seriously, a degree of transparency is required. The detective act and his "finest work" is probably more suited for another setting, such as the role-playing community... just my opinion. This seemed to be the appropriate place to say such a thing.

As we were...

Thank you Mr . WindBag.




Give me a stinking break already.

I can't believe I missed this thing!







What great fun!

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Thank you Mr . WindBag.




Give me a stinking break already.

I can't believe I missed this thing!







What great fun!

A windbag?

yeah right.

no one has spewed more useless hot air in such a short period of time than yourself.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by ArlJim78

A windbag?

yeah right.

no one has spewed more useless hot air in such a short period of time than yourself.

DOO-DAH!

[hi_im_god]

mort's the funniest thing since oracle's "i'm gonna send someone to break your leg" meltdown at espn.

please, for my sake, keep feeding him the straight lines.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

mort's the funniest thing since oracle's "i'm gonna send someone to break your leg" meltdown at espn.

please, for my sake, keep feeding him the straight lines.

That was hilarious when Mike used to post that shiat... LMAO

[hi_im_god]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

That was hilarious when Mike used to post that shiat... LMAO

he was pure comedy and my all time favorite poster.

mort means to be funny. and he's a pro. but oracle was funny without any clue how hilarious he was. nothing beats that.

no one will ever come close to oracle.

[ArlJim78]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

he was pure comedy and my all time favorite poster.

mort means to be funny. and he's a pro. but oracle was funny without any clue how hilarious he was. nothing beats that.

no one will ever come close to oracle.

neither of them can touch my man PG1985.
he doesn't mean to be funny, but he sure enough is.

morty makes me sleepy. zzzzzzzzzzz

[Mortimer]

I have a nice make upee-poo present for Can'tdall.

It's a very nice slingshot with a set of very hard vulcanized projectiles.


I want him to learn how to use this properly so he does not make the mistake so many other bad slingshotters do.



Now Can'tdall......grasp the weapon by the handle.

Do it smartly now.


All right...insert a vuclanized projectile into the big ol' stretchable catapult set in the "Y" of the slingshot.



Good.




Now..and this is very important.

DO NOT stretch that catapult toward you.



Grasp the catapult cradling Mr. Projectile and pull it AWAY from you.....downrange......you should be looking right at Mr. Projectile.



Now line up your target......and Mr. Projectile......and the space between your eyes.










FIRE!!!