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Old 04-01-2007, 05:45 PM
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see what I mean....attribute is not always a good word
but if you tell her that you've got the bandwidth to ellucidate her attributes, well then she'll be like putty in your hands.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:47 PM
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but if you tell her that you've got the bandwidth to ellucidate her attributes, well then she'll be like putty in your hands.
not likely...but you can try I guess.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:52 PM
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not likely...but you can try I guess.
Not good? oh well...back to the drawing board.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:55 PM
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What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt
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Old 04-01-2007, 06:04 PM
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What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt
I was starting to wonder then it went south

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Old 04-01-2007, 05:55 PM
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Now....try telling Bethani that her vertically challenged, highly nuerotic, short nubbins Corgi is her best attribute....THEN you might be making headway.
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Old 04-01-2007, 06:06 PM
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Males Struting about with a display of feathers in order to attract the female of the species. Effort used in producing the perfect song. Spring has arrived for the birds here.

The perfect song does not involve making it clear that a woman has a more than ample ass. So Kev I hope you got some nice feathers to show off.
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Old 04-01-2007, 05:56 PM
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but if you tell her that you've got the bandwidth to ellucidate her attributes, well then she'll be like putty in your hands.
Don't let her dissuade you A/J... Attribute ellucidation and my bandwidth have served me well for years...
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