Well Now

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Hazzmat has refused storage.






Looks like it's the Taliban region for you Retch.

I'm having "Bin Laden Blows" written on your container.







You'll make a great dirty bomb when they open you.

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ClownTheRetch was a perfect example of those who are self vaporizing.


He even came with his own directions:



1....Remove film cover and stick swine in Vaporization Chamber.

2....Allow swine to babble incoherently for several posts ... ..Vaporization Chamber on full power.

3....Remove swine from VC. Pierce with rapier sword several times and give swift boot to behind.

4....Stick swine back in V.C. at half power untill self vaporization complete.





Your Vaporization Chamber may require slightly more or less posts.

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I have for sale the following items:


1......Photos of a certain posters massive tail.SOLD

2......Andys phone number.SOLD

3......One used,but reconditioned ,Vaporization Chamber.

4......SOLD
5...... SOLD
6.......Photos of thoroughbred mares running very fast from the breeding shed.FREEBEE TO HOSSY

7.......SOLD
8........SOLD

9.......My own book "How To Win Friends and Vaporize...I mean Influence People".

[paisjpq]

I want 10% of whatever you make on the shots of my ass.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I want 10% of whatever you make on the shots of my ass.

and I need a smallish type % since it was kinda sorta my idea...

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

I want 10% of whatever you make on the shots of my ass.

ror!



I think we just identified that "certain" poster.

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Items 4,5,7 and 8 have been sold.

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Item number one has been sold.

As has item no. 2.








Congratulations ClownTheRetch...I KNOW you will enjoy them.