Well Now

[Mortimer]

Confusing you is easier than confusing a dyslexic .

Now that I think of it...in a match race...a dyslexic could probably get through a revolving door less unscathed than you.




And I believe Palm Sunday was fashioned in your honor.





Thebby....I mean thebby....


.....I think I have a stinky lilac for that garden of yours..........=;>

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Confusing you is easier than confusing a dyslexic .

Now that I think of it...in a match race...a dyslexic could probably get through a revolving door less unscathed than you.




And I believe Palm Sunday was fashioned in your honor.





Thebby....I mean thebby....


.....I think I have a stinky lilac for that garden of yours..........=;>

So now yer bashing scixelsyd elpoep ekil em?????

HUH?

At least you and I like the scent of lilac. I lit a candle that smelled just like lilac this morning, in my


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after


I


had


a


very



nice



dump.








The flush was nice too!








Swirl










Swirl








Swirl














After a while.........











the stink went away.















Lilacs are nice.











Fergettabout the cupcakes.

[Mortimer]

And I thought PeanutShell was foul.





I did not know you were self vaporizing ClownTheRetch.

Keep going down.



When you're through...don't worry.... the Vaporization Chamber automatically shuts off.


You will then be sealed in a safe depleted ignoranium container and shipped off to the nearest hazzmat storage center.






Have a nice shelf life.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

And I thought PeanutShell was foul.





I did not know you were self vaporizing ClownTheRetch.

Keep going down.



When you're through...don't worry.... the Vaporization Chamber automatically shuts off.


You will then be sealed in a safe depleted ignoranium container and shipped off to the nearest hazzmat storage center.






Have a nice shelf life.

Clown







the





Retch







signs








off.










Doesn't





speak





in







Heaven's Gate lingo





and



yer






thread






seems





cluttered






enough






with








mortshit.










Vaporize what?





Write







a




screen play










I







won't




go





see it.










Maybe







GR







will






puke





some






pop







corn.










"no cup cakes for you!"








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X



T





!!!!!!!

[Mortimer]

Hazzmat has refused storage.






Looks like it's the Taliban region for you Retch.

I'm having "Bin Laden Blows" written on your container.







You'll make a great dirty bomb when they open you.

[Mortimer]

ClownTheRetch was a perfect example of those who are self vaporizing.


He even came with his own directions:



1....Remove film cover and stick swine in Vaporization Chamber.

2....Allow swine to babble incoherently for several posts ... ..Vaporization Chamber on full power.

3....Remove swine from VC. Pierce with rapier sword several times and give swift boot to behind.

4....Stick swine back in V.C. at half power untill self vaporization complete.





Your Vaporization Chamber may require slightly more or less posts.

[Mortimer]

I have for sale the following items:


1......Photos of a certain posters massive tail.SOLD

2......Andys phone number.SOLD

3......One used,but reconditioned ,Vaporization Chamber.

4......SOLD
5...... SOLD
6.......Photos of thoroughbred mares running very fast from the breeding shed.FREEBEE TO HOSSY

7.......SOLD
8........SOLD

9.......My own book "How To Win Friends and Vaporize...I mean Influence People".