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Old 03-30-2007, 11:43 AM
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(Mr. Final Four stops by.)
Just relax your jaw and you can make the final four.
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:53 AM
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Just relax your jaw and you can make the final four.

Sticks and stones may beak my bones,but words will never hurt me.







Especially when I am Thebby's primary squeeze...



....and you are Buffy's.
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Old 03-30-2007, 11:56 AM
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Sticks and stones may beak my bones,but words will never hurt me.







Especially when I am Thebby's primary squeeze...



....and you are Buffy's.
I believe somer is Buffy's main squeeze. He's got the posters to prove it.
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Old 03-30-2007, 12:35 PM
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Great thread on an important topic.

Manscaping is all the rage in Europe I'm told.
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Old 03-30-2007, 12:43 PM
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I just wish shaven armpits would catch on among the women of Europe. Walking around looking like you got Don King in a headlock is NOT sexy.
Agreed. It's disgusting.
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Old 03-30-2007, 01:31 PM
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I just wish shaven armpits would catch on among the women of Europe. Walking around looking like you got Don King in a headlock is NOT sexy.
Even more disgusting are some of the eastern european guys you see sometimes walking around the beachs....its like Chewbacca in a speedo, there's stuff sticking out every which way.
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Old 03-30-2007, 03:36 PM
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Even more disgusting are some of the eastern european guys you see sometimes walking around the beachs....its like Chewbacca in a speedo, there's stuff sticking out every which way.

you think that's bad. hah!

when my younger brother and i were at the beach, building a sand castle (this was a long time ago--i am scarred for life!) and a woman walked up to ask us a question. well, me being on all fours digging in the sand, you know what was at eye level when i looked up.

looked like a handlebar mustache trapped in her bottoms, with the ends crawling down the inside of her thighs.

funny how some things stick with ya, huh??? i was young enough not to realize just yet that EVERYONE got hair THERE. but i was old enough to know that THAT shouldn't look like THAT.

hey, where's the puke green vomit smiley when you need him???
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Old 03-30-2007, 03:59 PM
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you think that's bad. hah!

when my younger brother and i were at the beach, building a sand castle (this was a long time ago--i am scarred for life!) and a woman walked up to ask us a question. well, me being on all fours digging in the sand, you know what was at eye level when i looked up.

looked like a handlebar mustache trapped in her bottoms, with the ends crawling down the inside of her thighs.

funny how some things stick with ya, huh??? i was young enough not to realize just yet that EVERYONE got hair THERE. but i was old enough to know that THAT shouldn't look like THAT.

hey, where's the puke green vomit smiley when you need him???
If it's all the same to you I'm going to pretend I never read this post, and hope I don't have nightmares.

OMG!!
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