Things To Remember : Today Gulf

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:

Perhaps should considering staying here.

Can only hope witch...I mean nice girl Thebby will forgive.

[Grits]

Note to myself:

Say good morning to Morte', Dave, and Thebby --- Good morning y'all


tell them my John Deere and I mowed, and the lawn looked lovely


for 4 hours, then the thunderstorm from hell showed up.


Did I say hell? Yes, but I mean HAIL, as it was quarter size, an inch deep on


my freshly mowed grass. Now, tree limbs and pine cones are everywhere.


The whole place looks like a damn war zone.


Wasn't real good for Zo's automobile either.


Three hours shot. Still raining this a.m. Look at all this crap until weekend.


Remember to call "mow and blow" guys. Some things Grits doesn't do twice.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Say Good Morning to Fritz.


Ask how's it hangin'.




Consider skipping second thought.

[Grits]

Note to myself

Tell Morte', on the second one . . . good idea.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


!!




Proceed with inquiry regarding condition of thing hanging.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Missread what Gritz said.



Ixnay on angin'hay.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Board looking pretty sad.

Need more activity.

Consider making fun of virtues Funny Jones possessed.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:





I pray she does not do the one in which I describe Buffy's table manners.

That is my favorite.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


She did.






Phooey.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



But she did VAPORIZE entire whodoyouworkforImeanlooklike thread!!!!!!








YIPPIE!

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



But I will get yelled at some more...I just know it.




Don't ya think her yelling at me after stating "Note to myself" was just the funniest thing ...though?





I guess that's why I love Thebby.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Give Thebby a nice kissy-poo at first opportunity.

[ArlJim78]

Note to myself:






check into lobotomy option.





seems to have worked for mr. mdf

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Is possible Thebby takes this wrong way.



Maybe should shut big mouth.






If PM alert comes up....





....do not read.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Tell JA the anesthetized shouldn't talk.