This is me....

Payson Dave · #1 03-28-2007, 07:50 AM

Note to self:

all these folks will get old like me someday...

Mortimer · #2 05-22-2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Note to self:

all these folks will get old like me someday...

Dave Mayson sir!!

Don't give me that stuff.

You're as young as anyone on here....and just as old

Just as stupid and just as smart...just as ugly and just as stunning.

If I ....a simple head in a lab with tubes coming in and out of it can fit in and be loved by all......Shirley you can too!!!!

I gotta get outta here tomorrow and you must return.

I'll be angry if you don't.

Ya really don't want me mad at you.

=;>

nomad · #3 05-22-2007, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Don't give me that stuff.

You're as young as anyone on here....and just as old

Just as stupid and just as smart...just as ugly and just as stunning.

If I ....a simple head in a lab with tubes coming in and out of it can fit in and be loved by all......Shirley you can too!!!!

I gotta get outta here tomorrow and you must return.

I'll be angry if you don't.

=;>

I disagree. I think I'm more stunning & smarter (never mind the age) & I also wonder if this person might take offense to you calling him Shirley.

So there!

Mortimer · #4 05-23-2007, 08:40 AM

I'm sorry I called you Shirley Dave.

Bull Fucl<.

Wait a minute.

I'm sorry I called you Shirley.......Dave.

As for you.....YesMad......I typed yesterday I would leave today as the toasters...I mean posters here for the most part hate me.

You know how I love that.

But I am .

Hopefully Dave will return as he is one of the few fine posters around......as opposed to swarthy wenches such as your BiSlander and BiAClit.

YOW!!!!

I mean BiALip!!!

ror!!

I must go.

nomad · #5 05-23-2007, 11:17 PM

Shirley, I mean, Mortimer....

And DON'T call me DAVE!

Why on earth would anybody hate you?

Byalip is a friend of mine & I must cover her back so watch yourself!

Why am I feeling like this is deja vu?

Mortimer · #6 05-25-2007, 03:17 PM

Because it's Jamais vu.

Cajungator26 · #7 11-06-2007, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ms. Thang

Where is your pic, hon? There isn't one? Gee I wonder why.

This is Morty:

Oops... hang on:

He's the one in the middle.

Mortimer · #8 11-06-2007, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

This is Morty:

Oops... hang on:

He's the one in the middle.

ho-ho-ho

Mortimer · #9 11-06-2007, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ms. Thang

Where is your pic, hon? There isn't one? Gee I wonder why.

Listen...Ms. Wang...if you for one moment think I believe "you are new here"...then you're nuttier then the whole state of Idaho.

A new person walks in and goes directly to THIS IS THIS and posts a photo of a mouse claiming it's themself.

....uh.....no.

Indian Charlie · #10 11-07-2007, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek

Charlie -
Please tell me Maine isn't that cold and lonely.

Nah, it ain't like that (what you are thinking) at all.

My general approach to people on message boards is to take them at their word until proven otherwise, unless it's something important. Then I'm extremely skeptical.

To tell you the truth, her saying who she is, whether it be true or not, simply does not matter to me, so why not believe her?

She is hot though!!!

Sightseek · #11 11-07-2007, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Nah, it ain't like that (what you are thinking) at all.

My general approach to people on message boards is to take them at their word until proven otherwise, unless it's something important. Then I'm extremely skeptical.

To tell you the truth, her saying who she is, whether it be true or not, simply does not matter to me, so why not believe her?

She is hot though!!!

I was really just teasing you, but I get your point and see where you are coming from.

You better get in line though...I think Pillow beat you to her.

SniperSB23 · #12 11-07-2007, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Nah, it ain't like that (what you are thinking) at all.

My general approach to people on message boards is to take them at their word until proven otherwise, unless it's something important. Then I'm extremely skeptical.

To tell you the truth, her saying who she is, whether it be true or not, simply does not matter to me, so why not believe her?

She is hot though!!!

New posters generally don't have an avatar (especially not a Playboy one) before they make their first post and certainly don't immediately locate the "This is Me" thread and then already know how to post pictures in it. If it isn't Balletto (which would shock me) it is certainly some other former poster messing around. It most certainly is not Tonya in Columbus, Ohio.

Mortimer · #13 11-07-2007, 12:39 PM

HI!!!!!!

I am like SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO new here!

I have an eleven inch joint and would like to meet 7 hot girls.

And talk about my horsey.

The Indomitable DrugS · #14 11-07-2007, 12:40 PM

I take a much needed break and miss all this.....

I see Balletto has transformed from a wealthy Cuban 19 yo Duke grad future star sports anchor - to a down ass biotch with tramp stamps galore.

Indian Charlie · #15 11-07-2007, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23

New posters generally don't have an avatar (especially not a Playboy one) before they make their first post and certainly don't immediately locate the "This is Me" thread and then already know how to post pictures in it. If it isn't Balletto (which would shock me) it is certainly some other former poster messing around. It most certainly is not Tonya in Columbus, Ohio.

Valid points!!

The Columbus thing was pretty fishy I suppose too.

If you ask me, it's probably Morty doing double duty here!