Things To Remember : Today Gulf

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


NEVER watch Ohio State important bb game with Wocky again.



NEVER.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Consider apologizing to Jalepino for messing up thread.












Nah.

[paisjpq]

detective...i can find you anywhere...you shouldn't call me names...

note to myself: put morty on watch list.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:




Being mocked again by certain floozy.

Think about revaporizing Tex.

She hates that.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Strongly considering taking it an the lam.

Must be sure.

Think I am.

Forgot to leave 2 weeks worth of crackers for animal friends back at Snowy Woods.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Stop expending even ever so little energy in vaporizing True Swine here.


Have found several to be self vaporizing.

[Mortimer]

Note to Thebby...I mean myself:



Leave in 20 minutes if not darted in that time frame.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Saw part of '95 version of Scarlet Letter last night. Should have been called House of Frankenstein as in one scene Oldman looked like he did in Brahm Stokers Dracula and Duvall looked like Frankenstein....all the time.

Could not spot Wolfman.

Consider renting to spot Wolfman.


Thought Moore looked like hag.

Maybe she was Wolfman?


Add to todays shopping list new Hangman game pads.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



Voices back!


VERY loud!




Purchase ear plugs today in addition to those ear muffs.


Also remember to say Top of the Morning to Thebby and Swill....

...Just in case I see them sweeping out the porch at Bernies Munch 'N Crunch.

[Mortimer]

Note to myslef:




Wasn't there .......


Check to see if I landed in the wrong thread again.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:


Yes.

Sure I landed in right thread.

Posts appear missing.

Request those referencing my association with the cultural maestros be returned.



Also consider gaining new screen name here.






What about VomitBag?


Oh that's stupid. Why would anyone want to come up with a screen name like that?

Has anyone named themselves in such a manner?






Oh my.





Perhaps notes should end here.

[Mortimer]

Note to myself:



One would think at least someone would have considered WasteMaterialDispenser as a less offensive alternative.












But noooooooOOOOOOOOOO.










Anyways...prime note here is to stick with same wonderful ,poetic screen name.